A week or two ago I posted about one district that was putting buckets of rocks in every classroom to throw at active school shooters. Now the Erie, PA district has come up with their own brilliant solution.

Mini-baseball bats.

They purchased souvenir sized baseball bats for the 500 teachers in the district, presumably so they could swing them at the shooter in an attempt to disarm or disable him.

What a great idea. How about a metal garbage can lid, too? It can be used as a shield, right?

Einstein was right. Human stupidity is indeed infinite.