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why the penis/testicales are worse than bosums (i love that word!) Lord Escobar - 29/01/2003 10:37:35 PM

1. Penises can protrude embarrisingly at times, and for no good reason. When i sleep over at my girlfriends house, and i wake up with a little morning wood, she always laughs at me, and her parents always give me a look, and you cant get rid of it!

2. When they do protured, it ruins the fit of your jeans. It stretches out the material. And if you wear well fitting jeans, can be real embarrising. Iv been caught in that postition, but got out of it by acting natural and not showing my embarisment, thank god it worked.

3. The testicles are extremly sensative. I dont care what women say about breasts, the bits and pieces (especially the pieces) are far too sensitive for thier own good. Once i was playing dodge ball in the ninth grade, and i hit in the groin with bean bag. O the pain was unbearable, and it left me defensless. Then fifteen minutes later i was just bumpted into lightly, and the pain came back! My voice was definitly a few decibles higher.

4. Now this is a common fact about guys. Our testicles itch like a mother. Its a fact, and its not exactly easy tot itch em. We usually have to wait out the discomfort, or find diversions to fool friends/family.

So the next time a woman bitches about her breasts, think on the penis/testicles. Be happy with what you get!



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why the penis/testicales are worse than bosums (i love that word!) - 29/01/2003 10:37:35 PM 296 Views
LMAO - 29/01/2003 10:42:47 PM 48 Views
wow never happened to me, but i can imagine... *NM* - 29/01/2003 10:55:16 PM 7 Views
protruding??? - 29/01/2003 10:49:01 PM 68 Views
Really? - 29/01/2003 10:53:29 PM 60 Views
Re: Really? - 29/01/2003 10:59:12 PM 51 Views
Yeah, true. I can imagine that. *NM* - 29/01/2003 11:00:47 PM 8 Views
got to know - 29/01/2003 11:02:05 PM 48 Views
i do, but just as a joke to a large chested friend of mine *NM* - 29/01/2003 11:03:17 PM 6 Views
yes...every day *NM* - 29/01/2003 11:05:12 PM 11 Views
*sigh* yes Honestly... - 30/01/2003 03:35:04 AM 25 Views
Re: protruding??? - 29/01/2003 10:56:06 PM 40 Views
Re: protruding??? - 29/01/2003 11:00:28 PM 40 Views
Re: protruding??? - 29/01/2003 11:03:15 PM 34 Views
thanks for the sympathy *NM* - 29/01/2003 11:07:41 PM 11 Views
if theres anything I can do... *NM* - 29/01/2003 11:10:57 PM 4 Views
so your nipples are a little pirky - 29/01/2003 10:56:37 PM 38 Views
YEAH! - 30/01/2003 12:06:20 AM 32 Views
Bosoms, much? - 29/01/2003 10:49:45 PM 53 Views
no women has experience in that department *NM* - 29/01/2003 10:57:36 PM 6 Views
Please. - 29/01/2003 10:59:46 PM 46 Views
Exactly. - 29/01/2003 11:04:08 PM 34 Views
testicular cancer, prastate cancer, and lots of stds *NM* - 29/01/2003 11:07:34 PM 16 Views
Well . . . - 29/01/2003 11:23:55 PM 34 Views
ok ok ok - 29/01/2003 11:25:26 PM 24 Views
well im sure the eqaul out .... *NM* - 29/01/2003 11:29:17 PM 7 Views
ture, but think of men - 29/01/2003 11:06:24 PM 31 Views
Re: ture, but think of men - 29/01/2003 11:38:21 PM 28 Views
hey dont bring them into this *NM* - 29/01/2003 11:51:55 PM 7 Views
Re: Please. - 29/01/2003 11:08:35 PM 38 Views
amen brotha! haleluya!!! say it how it is! *NM* - 29/01/2003 11:10:15 PM 5 Views
Re: Please. - 29/01/2003 11:42:33 PM 22 Views
Re: Please. - 29/01/2003 11:48:12 PM 14 Views
i know youd never be mean to me!!! *NM* - 29/01/2003 11:53:00 PM 6 Views
Re: why the penis/testicales are worse than bosums (i love that word!) - 29/01/2003 11:09:23 PM 58 Views
Interesting Penis related incident... - 29/01/2003 11:48:20 PM 36 Views
ok - 30/01/2003 12:47:49 AM 35 Views
are you serious?!?!?! - 30/01/2003 06:40:43 PM 12 Views