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Can't blame you at all. Alric seVinta - 17/06/2003 04:07:49 PM

As I neared the site of the incident, I noticed a squirrel above the pedestrians heads in a tree, chittering madly and throwing objects at the passerbyers, sometimes striking them in the face, on the head, or upon the shoulder. He threw acorns, twigs, some rolled up pieces of tree fiber, and other small, extraneous natural things. To this day, I have vowed a solid hatred upon those rats with bushy tails, they serve no purpose other than to piss people off.

That reminds me of the story from several months back about the squirrel in England that was attacking people. I think it would leap down out of a tree, land on a passerby and bit them repeatedly before running off. Those things are evil. I'll join that he-man squirrel hating club or yours.


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