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Finally: The perfect analogy for love. ngallagher - 16/01/2003 01:45:26 PM

After much pondering that led to a completely random and inconsequential insight, I have discovered, at last, the perfect analogy for love. No, love is not like a rose, nor like a peach, nor like that stuff between your toes. Those are all cliche, people. Love, true love, is like a bowl of jello.

*smacks the dude in the back who laughed*

Think about it. I'll go over the points with you.

1. It tastes sweet, and has sugar.

2. It requires some time to sit before you can truly enjoy it.

3. If you don't stir it enough in the beginning, you end up with an icky skin hidden underneath later on.

4. No matter how much you eat, you're never quite full.

5. If you cradle it in your hands it's all right, but if you squeeze, it all slips away.

6. It's hard to explain with words exactly why it's so great.

7. You need the right mixture of hot and cold to make it work right.

8. Most people are first attracted to it due to the jiggling, and they only discover the great taste later.

9. There are many different flavors, and your favorite is a matter of personal choice.

10. Mixing flavors is a good way to get indigestion.

So, there you have it. Does anyone dare to disagree with me that jello is the perfect analogy for love? Surely not.

*gets that lovey-dovey jello feeling*


Warder to starry_nite

One day.

May I suggest:
http://onceuponagourd.etsy.com/

one two three four five six nine and ten
money can't buy you back the love that you had then




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Finally: The perfect analogy for love. - 16/01/2003 01:45:26 PM 296 Views
This is actually pretty good - 16/01/2003 01:47:58 PM 13 Views
Hmm..and here, the whole time I thought love was like - 16/01/2003 01:48:22 PM 29 Views
No, no...SEX is like pizza... - 18/01/2003 10:48:35 AM 12 Views
*looks around* *dodges smack* LOL... - 16/01/2003 01:49:29 PM 31 Views
Dares to disagree. - 16/01/2003 01:56:58 PM 41 Views
And also you left out the fact that... - 16/01/2003 02:11:31 PM 32 Views
Verily! - 16/01/2003 02:43:18 PM 16 Views
Hmm... - 16/01/2003 01:57:39 PM 31 Views
*sings* - 16/01/2003 02:07:02 PM 21 Views
- 16/01/2003 02:20:14 PM 15 Views
- 16/01/2003 02:24:21 PM 11 Views
Sweet! - 16/01/2003 02:45:23 PM 12 Views
That's very good. - 16/01/2003 02:05:14 PM 17 Views
good job. *NM* - 16/01/2003 02:11:00 PM 5 Views
Plus, you have to grind the insides of cow bones to make it. - 16/01/2003 02:23:50 PM 18 Views
I thought they boiled - 16/01/2003 02:29:05 PM 15 Views
I thought it was "hoof" *NM* - 16/01/2003 02:39:22 PM 6 Views
Woe! Disillusioned! I'll never eat jello again. - 16/01/2003 02:45:45 PM 10 Views
*tosses a packet of lime jello to OA* - 16/01/2003 02:56:52 PM 9 Views
*Makes this his first "Favourites" post*. *NM* - 16/01/2003 02:31:05 PM 5 Views
That's so sweet! - 16/01/2003 03:24:34 PM 8 Views
I see, thanks, It's all perfectly clear to me now *NM* - 16/01/2003 03:31:44 PM 5 Views
Jello is indeed good *NM* - 16/01/2003 03:48:14 PM 3 Views
Finally! It all makes sense *NM* - 16/01/2003 04:11:19 PM 3 Views
I like that! Thank you!! *NM* - 16/01/2003 05:25:04 PM 4 Views
*falls over giggling* This actually explains a LOT! - 16/01/2003 05:53:49 PM 12 Views
nice *NM* - 16/01/2003 05:59:30 PM 4 Views
Oh. My. God. - 16/01/2003 06:46:35 PM 25 Views
You just need the right frame of mind. - 17/01/2003 11:27:41 AM 16 Views
OMG! That was so freakin' enlightening! - 23/01/2003 03:42:59 PM 8 Views
Re: The chunky kind provides more satisfaction. - 16/01/2003 08:53:13 PM 12 Views
but I hate jello.... *NM* - 17/01/2003 01:37:04 AM 6 Views
From the notes that I've made so far... - 17/01/2003 01:44:47 AM 12 Views
That is the perfect analogy. Bravo. *NM* - 17/01/2003 11:41:17 PM 5 Views