~Coughs~

Sounds like things are going pretty good, especially on the all-important slipper front. Never owned slippers myself. A British thing? I just wear two pairs of socks and shiver a little. Teach your step-kid how to build contained-range nuclear grenades, and I guarantee he'll never be picked on ever again. Or at least never by the same bully twice.

Slippers are Gods gift to feet. Warm yet easy to slip on and off (hence the name) and with a thin yet solid base an ideal way of protecting your feet from the dreaded threat of lego. As for the nuclear grenades I plan to withold that technology until I deem the world ready. I judge that to be sometime around 3:15pm GMT on December 17th 2004 when my patent comes through.

Good call on the Journal. I only use it when I want to spam something.

I have yet to utilise it. I figure if I want to up my 'going to hell when you die biatch!' quotiant I'll begin to use it.




Bitter, twisted and better than you.