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Jennica approached her father's newspaper. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:37:03 AM

"What does ad impenetrum mean?" she asked.

The newspaper ruffled, and her father looked out at her, a beast glaring out from its lair, a troll from its cave, an alien from its deadly flying death ray of death. "What?" he said.

"What does ad impenetrum mean?"

"Is that Latin? I hate Latin."

Jennica smiled brightly. "Ipse te nopsum," she said, and went to find a spatula.


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One day.

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http://onceuponagourd.etsy.com/

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Bore me some more. I dare you. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:26:13 PM 393 Views
cry me a rivre *NM* Wulgaru, J. - 20/10/2003 11:28:35 PM 9 Views
I hate rice cakes. mapthis - 20/10/2003 11:29:02 PM 24 Views
When the world is wrong, I can still make it right. A. Nonymous - 20/10/2003 11:29:52 PM 15 Views
Splakowey. red of night - 20/10/2003 11:30:38 PM 12 Views
The hip-bone's connected to the thigh bone 's connected to the arm bon *NM* Please & Thank You - 20/10/2003 11:31:23 PM 6 Views
No, YOU bore ME some more! *NM* Contents Under Pressure - 20/10/2003 11:31:48 PM 6 Views
Jennica was in trouble. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:31:56 PM 1 Views
yo. *NM* Richard Greico - 20/10/2003 11:32:34 PM 6 Views
*NM* *NM* PerrinsAxe - 20/10/2003 11:32:58 PM 6 Views
nice. mapthis - 20/10/2003 11:34:09 PM 1 Views
Bobby says I can't do that no more. *NM* The Red Death - 20/10/2003 11:34:21 PM 3 Views
Jennica stared at her plate, aghast. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:35:09 PM 1 Views
Nate, what are you up to now? CNRedDragon - 20/10/2003 11:40:27 PM 17 Views
i can see so far in my dreams Goat - 20/10/2003 11:41:13 PM 13 Views
Jennica didn't find the butterfly until midnight. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:41:18 PM 1 Views
ad impenetrum! *NM* scratchpad - 20/10/2003 11:42:25 PM 5 Views
"Splakowey!" Jennica shouted. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:43:10 PM 1 Views
i love sneaking up after my bedtime. all the funny People come out. *NM* you snooze, you lose - 20/10/2003 11:43:26 PM 4 Views
Jennica died one calm summer morning. *NM* Mysterious Stranger - 20/10/2003 11:45:05 PM 6 Views
Come on man, that one's not fair. *NM* CNRedDragon - 20/10/2003 11:46:30 PM 1 Views
oh, i see what youre doing now. cool. *NM* Wulgaru, J. - 20/10/2003 11:47:35 PM 1 Views
The class watched Jennica, and Jennica watched the class. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:47:57 PM 1 Views
Wow man, that's really good. You ought to write more. A. Nonymous - 20/10/2003 11:48:28 PM 1 Views
I wish subject lines were longer so I could put everything i want to s Please & Thank You - 20/10/2003 11:49:50 PM 1 Views
Jennica pulled the twin glocks from her backpack and unleashed Hell. mapthis - 20/10/2003 11:53:30 PM 1 Views
LOL DarkCanuck - 20/10/2003 11:54:10 PM 1 Views
Nothing hurts like boredom, Jennica thought. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:54:20 PM 1 Views
Sweetski. *NM* CNRedDragon - 20/10/2003 11:57:55 PM 1 Views
Have you been reading Steve Aylett, Nate? DarkCanuck - 20/10/2003 11:58:16 PM 1 Views
That's so true.- Contents Under Pressure - 20/10/2003 11:59:00 PM 1 Views
Jennica found the funny dead man on the sidewalk one day. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:59:14 PM 1 Views
Jennica put on her sweet pair of skis and "wooshed" down the hill. mapthis - 20/10/2003 11:59:36 PM 1 Views
Never heard of him. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:06:08 AM 1 Views
Jennica couldn't quite get it right. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:10:17 AM 1 Views
Jessica decided to get naked and jump up and down. *NM* edgecutioner - 21/10/2003 12:13:49 AM 6 Views
Jennica frowned. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:19:02 AM 1 Views
I am to be feared. I am to be loved. Learn this. *NM* Plufthubrela - 21/10/2003 12:20:19 AM 1 Views
Whoops. Damn. Pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain. *NM* Plufthubrela - 21/10/2003 12:21:28 AM 1 Views
I am to be feared. I am to be loved. Learn this. *NM* Plufthubrela - 21/10/2003 12:21:56 AM 5 Views
Testing the wind, Jennica considered. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:23:41 AM 1 Views
Ha! CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 12:24:53 AM 1 Views
How could it have come to this? Obsidian Ashaman - 21/10/2003 12:26:50 AM 12 Views
They tried to teach her about some place called France. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:32:58 AM 1 Views
I want him to call me! Someone make him call! Without knowing I did. Catriona Sedai - 21/10/2003 12:33:31 AM 13 Views
*makes him call using subtle NINJA MIND CONTROL techniques* *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 12:34:45 AM 1 Views
Jennica approached her father's newspaper. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:37:03 AM 1 Views
Jennica loved sneaking up after her bedtime. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:41:56 AM 1 Views
*laughs and cries* *NM* Catriona Sedai - 21/10/2003 12:49:26 AM 1 Views
Jennica died one calm summer morning. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:50:19 AM 1 Views
Jennica pulled the twin glocks from her backpack and unleashed Hell. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:53:48 AM 1 Views
"Booyaka!" yelled the mutant ninja pirate monkey. DarkCanuck - 21/10/2003 12:57:48 AM 12 Views
Jennica put on her sweet pair of skis and "wooshed" down the hill. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:59:12 AM 1 Views
"Jennica," she told the deluded old pervert. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 01:04:58 AM 1 Views
Jennica found the turtle in the front yard. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 01:15:14 AM 1 Views
Jennica cried as she brought the rock down. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 01:21:17 AM 1 Views
"Someone make him call me," Jennica said. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 01:27:15 AM 1 Views
"Booyaka!" yelled the mutant ninja pirate monkey. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 01:28:56 AM 1 Views
Anything can hide behind a bedskirt. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 01:41:44 AM 4 Views
Bump-clickity-clack. Jennica woke up. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 01:55:42 AM 1 Views
That rocks, man. How do you do this so late? CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 01:58:02 AM 1 Views
My math classroom flooded today *NM* Kylonaa - 21/10/2003 02:05:41 AM 4 Views
Jennica wandered inside, and fixed herself a jelly sandwich. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 02:14:09 AM 1 Views
Ouchies! edgecutioner - 21/10/2003 02:28:05 AM 1 Views
Heh. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 02:43:56 AM 1 Views
NaTe - In tHe LiBrArY - WiTh tHe KiTchEn KnIfE MrFarstrider - 21/10/2003 02:45:30 AM 11 Views
Jennica tested the knife's edge on the paper. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 11:42:07 AM 1 Views
Lab #7: Kepler's Law--Prelab *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 12:25:04 PM 9 Views
"What are you doing?" Jennica asked, tugging the boy's shirt. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:49:48 PM 1 Views
Boy, I really want to go to the stupid lab now. CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 12:56:53 PM 1 Views
Goodkind. Goodkind! Goodkind!! linda_sedai - 21/10/2003 07:10:54 PM 9 Views
"You should read these books," the boy said to Jennica. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 07:54:43 PM 1 Views
Life is one big illusion. Adanedhel - 21/10/2003 08:32:08 PM 6 Views
Jennica considered the apple. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 09:02:59 PM 1 Views
Cain rose up. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:12:54 PM 6 Views
How close can we get? *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:13:11 PM 4 Views
Submit. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:13:28 PM 4 Views
It's a losing battle. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:13:41 PM 5 Views
Goodbye, blue skies. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:13:56 PM 5 Views
The cat came back. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:14:51 PM 5 Views
Simplicity wondered why she bothered. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:16:15 PM 3 Views
Beware the Ides of Smarch. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:16:49 PM 4 Views
The kitchen knife--in the library--with the Nate. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:17:21 PM 4 Views
What dread beast, its hour come round at last, starts on its homework? *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:18:09 PM 7 Views
W! *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:18:22 PM 5 Views
Jennica fell. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:17:29 AM 1 Views
Jennica sat on the roof outside her window, and watched the stars. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:26:17 AM 1 Views
Jennica pulled all of the legs off the beetle. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:27:21 AM 1 Views
Jennica drank eight glasses of water and tied herself to the chair. *NM* ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:31:09 AM 1 Views
Jennica waved goodbye to the sky. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:37:54 AM 1 Views
A cat was nosing around outside Jennica's house. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:43:40 AM 1 Views
The teacher told them to write a letter. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:51:20 AM 1 Views
Jennica snuck ever so carefully behind her father's chair. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:55:47 AM 1 Views
Jennica learned a lesson: ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:57:55 AM 1 Views
Not Jennica. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 01:00:18 AM 1 Views
In school, they were practicing their handwriting. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 01:06:44 AM 1 Views
Now, when I, L_TT truly was king of the world... *NM* Lews_TherinThelamon - 22/10/2003 05:20:37 AM 5 Views
"When I grow up, I'm going to be King of the World," Jennica declared. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 09:39:32 AM 1 Views
Will you please play with me? *NM* Kalimata - 23/10/2003 07:42:21 AM 4 Views
Jennica was bored. ngallagher - 23/10/2003 01:52:58 PM 1 Views
He already knows that. Danae alThor - 23/10/2003 03:51:57 PM 1 Views
Your village called, they want their idiot back. *NM* Kalimata - 24/10/2003 06:11:25 AM 3 Views
Next thing you know, there's bloody bits of Keebler Elves everywhere. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 27/10/2003 12:35:17 PM 6 Views
The phone rang, and Jennica picked it up. ngallagher - 27/10/2003 02:22:59 PM 1 Views
Jennica lit the match. ngallagher - 27/10/2003 02:25:40 PM 1 Views
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