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The phone rang, and Jennica picked it up. ngallagher - 27/10/2003 02:22:59 PM

"Hello?" she said.

There came a snicker from the other end, and a voice, high and important-sounding, like the president on TV or the guy talking to the crowd or the savage chief addressing his warriors, said, "Your village called. They want their idiot back."

Jennica sighed. "Hold on," she said. "I'll get him for you. Just give me a few minutes to go downstairs and unchain him from the wall, and maybe clean him up a little. He's been down there an awful long time, you know, and I hear rat meat causes pimples."

She set the phone down on the table and wandered away.


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One day.

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http://onceuponagourd.etsy.com/

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Bore me some more. I dare you. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:26:13 PM 393 Views
cry me a rivre *NM* Wulgaru, J. - 20/10/2003 11:28:35 PM 9 Views
I hate rice cakes. mapthis - 20/10/2003 11:29:02 PM 24 Views
When the world is wrong, I can still make it right. A. Nonymous - 20/10/2003 11:29:52 PM 15 Views
Splakowey. red of night - 20/10/2003 11:30:38 PM 12 Views
The hip-bone's connected to the thigh bone 's connected to the arm bon *NM* Please & Thank You - 20/10/2003 11:31:23 PM 6 Views
No, YOU bore ME some more! *NM* Contents Under Pressure - 20/10/2003 11:31:48 PM 6 Views
Jennica was in trouble. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:31:56 PM 1 Views
yo. *NM* Richard Greico - 20/10/2003 11:32:34 PM 6 Views
*NM* *NM* PerrinsAxe - 20/10/2003 11:32:58 PM 6 Views
nice. mapthis - 20/10/2003 11:34:09 PM 1 Views
Bobby says I can't do that no more. *NM* The Red Death - 20/10/2003 11:34:21 PM 3 Views
Jennica stared at her plate, aghast. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:35:09 PM 1 Views
Nate, what are you up to now? CNRedDragon - 20/10/2003 11:40:27 PM 17 Views
i can see so far in my dreams Goat - 20/10/2003 11:41:13 PM 13 Views
Jennica didn't find the butterfly until midnight. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:41:18 PM 1 Views
ad impenetrum! *NM* scratchpad - 20/10/2003 11:42:25 PM 5 Views
"Splakowey!" Jennica shouted. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:43:10 PM 1 Views
i love sneaking up after my bedtime. all the funny People come out. *NM* you snooze, you lose - 20/10/2003 11:43:26 PM 4 Views
Jennica died one calm summer morning. *NM* Mysterious Stranger - 20/10/2003 11:45:05 PM 6 Views
Come on man, that one's not fair. *NM* CNRedDragon - 20/10/2003 11:46:30 PM 1 Views
oh, i see what youre doing now. cool. *NM* Wulgaru, J. - 20/10/2003 11:47:35 PM 1 Views
The class watched Jennica, and Jennica watched the class. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:47:57 PM 1 Views
Wow man, that's really good. You ought to write more. A. Nonymous - 20/10/2003 11:48:28 PM 1 Views
I wish subject lines were longer so I could put everything i want to s Please & Thank You - 20/10/2003 11:49:50 PM 1 Views
Jennica pulled the twin glocks from her backpack and unleashed Hell. mapthis - 20/10/2003 11:53:30 PM 1 Views
LOL DarkCanuck - 20/10/2003 11:54:10 PM 1 Views
Nothing hurts like boredom, Jennica thought. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:54:20 PM 1 Views
Sweetski. *NM* CNRedDragon - 20/10/2003 11:57:55 PM 1 Views
Have you been reading Steve Aylett, Nate? DarkCanuck - 20/10/2003 11:58:16 PM 1 Views
That's so true.- Contents Under Pressure - 20/10/2003 11:59:00 PM 1 Views
Jennica found the funny dead man on the sidewalk one day. ngallagher - 20/10/2003 11:59:14 PM 1 Views
Jennica put on her sweet pair of skis and "wooshed" down the hill. mapthis - 20/10/2003 11:59:36 PM 1 Views
Never heard of him. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:06:08 AM 1 Views
Jennica couldn't quite get it right. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:10:17 AM 1 Views
Jessica decided to get naked and jump up and down. *NM* edgecutioner - 21/10/2003 12:13:49 AM 6 Views
Jennica frowned. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:19:02 AM 1 Views
I am to be feared. I am to be loved. Learn this. *NM* Plufthubrela - 21/10/2003 12:20:19 AM 1 Views
Whoops. Damn. Pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain. *NM* Plufthubrela - 21/10/2003 12:21:28 AM 1 Views
I am to be feared. I am to be loved. Learn this. *NM* Plufthubrela - 21/10/2003 12:21:56 AM 5 Views
Testing the wind, Jennica considered. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:23:41 AM 1 Views
Ha! CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 12:24:53 AM 1 Views
How could it have come to this? Obsidian Ashaman - 21/10/2003 12:26:50 AM 12 Views
They tried to teach her about some place called France. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:32:58 AM 1 Views
I want him to call me! Someone make him call! Without knowing I did. Catriona Sedai - 21/10/2003 12:33:31 AM 13 Views
*makes him call using subtle NINJA MIND CONTROL techniques* *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 12:34:45 AM 1 Views
Jennica approached her father's newspaper. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:37:03 AM 1 Views
Jennica loved sneaking up after her bedtime. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:41:56 AM 1 Views
*laughs and cries* *NM* Catriona Sedai - 21/10/2003 12:49:26 AM 1 Views
Jennica died one calm summer morning. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:50:19 AM 1 Views
Jennica pulled the twin glocks from her backpack and unleashed Hell. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:53:48 AM 1 Views
"Booyaka!" yelled the mutant ninja pirate monkey. DarkCanuck - 21/10/2003 12:57:48 AM 12 Views
Jennica put on her sweet pair of skis and "wooshed" down the hill. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:59:12 AM 1 Views
"Jennica," she told the deluded old pervert. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 01:04:58 AM 1 Views
Jennica found the turtle in the front yard. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 01:15:14 AM 1 Views
Jennica cried as she brought the rock down. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 01:21:17 AM 1 Views
"Someone make him call me," Jennica said. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 01:27:15 AM 1 Views
"Booyaka!" yelled the mutant ninja pirate monkey. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 01:28:56 AM 1 Views
Anything can hide behind a bedskirt. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 01:41:44 AM 4 Views
Bump-clickity-clack. Jennica woke up. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 01:55:42 AM 1 Views
That rocks, man. How do you do this so late? CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 01:58:02 AM 1 Views
My math classroom flooded today *NM* Kylonaa - 21/10/2003 02:05:41 AM 4 Views
Jennica wandered inside, and fixed herself a jelly sandwich. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 02:14:09 AM 1 Views
Ouchies! edgecutioner - 21/10/2003 02:28:05 AM 1 Views
Heh. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 02:43:56 AM 1 Views
NaTe - In tHe LiBrArY - WiTh tHe KiTchEn KnIfE MrFarstrider - 21/10/2003 02:45:30 AM 11 Views
Jennica tested the knife's edge on the paper. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 11:42:07 AM 1 Views
Lab #7: Kepler's Law--Prelab *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 12:25:04 PM 9 Views
"What are you doing?" Jennica asked, tugging the boy's shirt. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 12:49:48 PM 1 Views
Boy, I really want to go to the stupid lab now. CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 12:56:53 PM 1 Views
Goodkind. Goodkind! Goodkind!! linda_sedai - 21/10/2003 07:10:54 PM 9 Views
"You should read these books," the boy said to Jennica. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 07:54:43 PM 1 Views
Life is one big illusion. Adanedhel - 21/10/2003 08:32:08 PM 6 Views
Jennica considered the apple. ngallagher - 21/10/2003 09:02:59 PM 1 Views
Cain rose up. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:12:54 PM 6 Views
How close can we get? *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:13:11 PM 4 Views
Submit. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:13:28 PM 4 Views
It's a losing battle. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:13:41 PM 5 Views
Goodbye, blue skies. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:13:56 PM 5 Views
The cat came back. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:14:51 PM 5 Views
Simplicity wondered why she bothered. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:16:15 PM 3 Views
Beware the Ides of Smarch. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:16:49 PM 4 Views
The kitchen knife--in the library--with the Nate. *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:17:21 PM 4 Views
What dread beast, its hour come round at last, starts on its homework? *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:18:09 PM 7 Views
W! *NM* CNRedDragon - 21/10/2003 11:18:22 PM 5 Views
Jennica fell. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:17:29 AM 1 Views
Jennica sat on the roof outside her window, and watched the stars. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:26:17 AM 1 Views
Jennica pulled all of the legs off the beetle. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:27:21 AM 1 Views
Jennica drank eight glasses of water and tied herself to the chair. *NM* ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:31:09 AM 1 Views
Jennica waved goodbye to the sky. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:37:54 AM 1 Views
A cat was nosing around outside Jennica's house. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:43:40 AM 1 Views
The teacher told them to write a letter. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:51:20 AM 1 Views
Jennica snuck ever so carefully behind her father's chair. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:55:47 AM 1 Views
Jennica learned a lesson: ngallagher - 22/10/2003 12:57:55 AM 1 Views
Not Jennica. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 01:00:18 AM 1 Views
In school, they were practicing their handwriting. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 01:06:44 AM 1 Views
Now, when I, L_TT truly was king of the world... *NM* Lews_TherinThelamon - 22/10/2003 05:20:37 AM 5 Views
"When I grow up, I'm going to be King of the World," Jennica declared. ngallagher - 22/10/2003 09:39:32 AM 1 Views
Will you please play with me? *NM* Kalimata - 23/10/2003 07:42:21 AM 4 Views
Jennica was bored. ngallagher - 23/10/2003 01:52:58 PM 1 Views
He already knows that. Danae alThor - 23/10/2003 03:51:57 PM 1 Views
Your village called, they want their idiot back. *NM* Kalimata - 24/10/2003 06:11:25 AM 3 Views
Next thing you know, there's bloody bits of Keebler Elves everywhere. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 27/10/2003 12:35:17 PM 6 Views
The phone rang, and Jennica picked it up. ngallagher - 27/10/2003 02:22:59 PM 1 Views
Jennica lit the match. ngallagher - 27/10/2003 02:25:40 PM 1 Views
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