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I live across the street looking angrily at your house with binoculors Jolly Roger - 17/01/2003 11:19:51 PM

I was evicted from the wotmania house for stealing lawn-gnomes, or some such. Living with three guys in a fraternity, I get the largest room because I'm both smarter and larger than these computer loving nerds.


It's painted dark green, smelling lightly of lavender. As you walk in, you notice the rows of bookshelves on the far wall, packed with the latest and greatest novels. A La-Z-Boy recliner sits in one corner, under a large lamp and a sunroof. Light water trickles in a small Japanese pond, as my savage Coy fish duke it out in the pool. They haven't been fed for three days. An ugly mongrel basks in the sun on top of a polar bear fur, knawing on a nerd bone. Most of the room is open, devoid of furniture, an open space in the 150ft. by 150ft. room. There's an air hockey table sitting in a corner, and my ice hockey equiptment sits on the breezy balcony, so that it's smell doesn't fill the house. A gigantic futon rests in a shady corner of the room, and everything around it is wooden.
I walk in the room, carrying more books. Bliss.


Jolly Roger
Verbing the Adjective Noun
RIP Kory




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The House Thread - 17/01/2003 08:36:37 PM 269 Views
House - 17/01/2003 08:44:50 PM 29 Views
Re: Sounds sexy. - 17/01/2003 08:49:53 PM 19 Views
You stud. *NM* - 17/01/2003 08:51:18 PM 3 Views
do you? do you really? - 17/01/2003 09:27:39 PM 9 Views
*Gazes at bed* - 18/01/2003 02:43:29 PM 6 Views
only in your dreams - 18/01/2003 10:47:39 PM 5 Views
Why do I get the bathroom?! - 17/01/2003 08:45:29 PM 25 Views
Re: ~stuffs Trigg into the broom closet~ *NM* - 17/01/2003 08:53:04 PM 5 Views
Much better. - 17/01/2003 08:56:12 PM 8 Views
Mmmm . . . Housey - 17/01/2003 08:50:12 PM 17 Views
Re: Arg!! - 17/01/2003 08:56:42 PM 13 Views
Well . . . - 18/01/2003 09:36:47 PM 3 Views
Re: The House Thread - 17/01/2003 08:53:47 PM 16 Views
Re: Nice. - 17/01/2003 09:00:09 PM 10 Views
Actually. - 17/01/2003 09:05:35 PM 6 Views
Re: I think they are the same thing. - 17/01/2003 09:11:31 PM 26 Views
I only ever saw them this summer camping. You catch them? *NM* - 17/01/2003 09:19:37 PM 2 Views
Re: My room. - 17/01/2003 08:54:46 PM 24 Views
Re: The House Thread - 17/01/2003 09:02:06 PM 9 Views
My Room of Fun! - 17/01/2003 09:04:47 PM 23 Views
LMAO. I need a baricaded area? lol *NM* - 17/01/2003 09:09:29 PM 7 Views
I know how you target people's eyes so, yes. *NM* - 18/01/2003 03:57:25 AM 4 Views
No No its not true!!! I just have a shocking aim!!!! *NM* - 18/01/2003 06:32:06 PM 2 Views
I've seen the statistics and you're a proven danger, Di! *NM* - 19/01/2003 12:36:55 AM 5 Views
There are statistics out on me? WOW. *NM* - 19/01/2003 09:29:02 PM 4 Views
This is a thread officially considered a good thread by Excalibur - 17/01/2003 09:52:37 PM 18 Views
Re: ~basks in offical recognition~ - 17/01/2003 10:20:35 PM 12 Views
Re: Hmmm *Think up definitions for snooker* - 17/01/2003 11:15:52 PM 5 Views
Re: I have heard of these "British Games" of which you speak. - 17/01/2003 11:29:05 PM 5 Views
Re: *Considers* - 17/01/2003 11:53:03 PM 3 Views
Re: Hmm... - 18/01/2003 11:19:54 PM 2 Views
In many places yeah *NM* - 19/01/2003 07:00:38 PM 2 Views
My Strange Room - 17/01/2003 10:12:20 PM 29 Views
Re: Black. - 17/01/2003 10:22:30 PM 8 Views
Re: Black. - 17/01/2003 10:26:23 PM 4 Views
Alright then... - 17/01/2003 11:17:19 PM 7 Views
I live across the street looking angrily at your house with binoculors - 17/01/2003 11:19:51 PM 16 Views
Re: Lavender?! - 17/01/2003 11:27:14 PM 9 Views
The ladies flip for it, seriously. No, really! They go crazy. - 18/01/2003 05:39:46 PM 3 Views
I know you just want those binolculars to spy on me... naughty lad! *NM* - 18/01/2003 04:17:20 AM 2 Views
*gets out the x2 attachment* *NM* - 18/01/2003 05:40:42 PM 24 Views
You're so naughty... I'll have to put a top over my bikinis then... *NM* - 19/01/2003 01:43:48 AM 8 Views
What bikini? *NM* - 19/01/2003 03:08:09 PM 6 Views
*laughs so much she falls over* *NM* - 19/01/2003 09:23:26 PM 5 Views
The Room that Bain Built - 17/01/2003 11:41:39 PM 12 Views
Fun! Well here's mine...hoping there's no size restrictions. - 18/01/2003 12:07:48 AM 10 Views
My very own room?!? Thank you! - 18/01/2003 12:42:24 AM 9 Views
I think my room would be... - 18/01/2003 01:33:27 AM 12 Views
You live in a skinner box? *NM* - 18/01/2003 03:26:25 PM 4 Views
Yup. *NM* - 19/01/2003 05:47:09 PM 3 Views
In the house that smaug built,... - 18/01/2003 10:23:03 AM 6 Views
The walls are staggered with shelves everywhere... - 18/01/2003 03:31:41 PM 9 Views
Re: Jesus Dildo. - 18/01/2003 04:48:19 PM 6 Views
Re: And Moses and Buddha, and Satan, and the Baby Jesus Butt Plug! - 18/01/2003 08:35:57 PM 8 Views
Freak me out!!! - 18/01/2003 08:40:30 PM 5 Views
Re: Religious Toy Haiku. - - DIRTY. - 18/01/2003 08:46:18 PM 6 Views
I guess I just have no sense of humour. - 18/01/2003 08:52:43 PM 7 Views
Re: ~coughs~ - 18/01/2003 11:14:28 PM 6 Views
Re: Shrugs - 19/01/2003 02:48:05 AM 6 Views
'lessee, now... - 18/01/2003 04:26:21 PM 9 Views
Re: I remember the candy room. - 18/01/2003 04:46:53 PM 7 Views
*Looks around his room* - 18/01/2003 08:29:03 PM 8 Views
Re: Nice. I like the whole candle thing. *NM* - 18/01/2003 11:18:34 PM 2 Views
This is getting to be a big house... - 18/01/2003 09:32:25 PM 11 Views
Re: The bigger the better, they always say. - 18/01/2003 11:16:39 PM 4 Views
A room for me - 19/01/2003 12:32:49 AM 6 Views
(Blank subject) - 19/01/2003 09:51:02 AM 10 Views