No? What about the full page ads in the Hitchin and Letchworth Clarion? No?
Trust me. You were told.
[puts on scots accent]
Well, laddie, ye've made yer bed. Na'un is gieing to deny ye yer God-given right to lie in't
[not bad if I say so myself
]
Exactly. I keep getting told that Weetabix are not nice. This creates feelings of confusion, Weetabix is clearly a fine cereal yet She™ is never wrong. I think I will take to secret Weetabix eating 
Eat your grits and smile. Be happy in the service of She™.
After all you have the Mall to look forward to 
[oh boy am I going to cop it when the cable man does his job]
Druid 
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired) 
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr. 
"I blame Alric" 
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- 15/05/2003 02:40:16 AM
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