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Your love life is like a harlequin novel. Sass - 10/04/2004 10:05:48 PM

Not long. I don't even know her name yet. I just brought her home, she vomitted out her vodka and passed out.

Silly man. It was Jager and Red Bull.

I once let her Biggie size her value meal at Wendy's.

That was, like, the sweetest thing EVER. The frosty was a nice touch too, although I didn't understand why I had to...*blushes* well, nevermind.

She'll go down on me while I browse the messesseeessssaaa-a-a-a-a-ah-ah-AH-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaage Board.

You're a lucky man, TaskmasterJack.








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Aviendha - 10/04/2004 09:46:27 PM 57 Views
Arg...the flames consume me *NM* Hunter_of_trollocs1204 - 10/04/2004 09:52:04 PM 14 Views
Relation Ships. USS Copulation. USS Commitment. USS Infidelity. TaskmasterJack - 10/04/2004 09:57:33 PM 75 Views
Dude I swear edgecutioner - 10/04/2004 10:02:09 PM 51 Views
Your love life is like a harlequin novel. Sass - 10/04/2004 10:05:48 PM 52 Views
Best post on CMB3 yet. Spoonman - 11/04/2004 05:13:30 AM 32 Views
LMAO. Trigger - 11/04/2004 07:20:25 PM 26 Views
Lol *NM* Martin - 16/04/2004 11:20:04 AM 10 Views
*burnination* Gavroche - 10/04/2004 10:02:21 PM 32 Views
Re: Relationships Night_Walker - 10/04/2004 10:04:25 PM 23 Views
I've got me a giiiirlfriend. So sure why not edgecutioner - 10/04/2004 10:12:27 PM 55 Views
Cool *NM* Hunter_Of_Trollocs1204 - 10/04/2004 10:19:08 PM 11 Views
you big cheater! golden_lily - 10/04/2004 10:29:19 PM 35 Views
Shhhh! Keep it down! edgecutioner - 10/04/2004 10:59:31 PM 27 Views
Re: Shhhh! Keep it down! golden_lily - 10/04/2004 11:07:11 PM 26 Views
Well aren't you two sweet *NM* Hunter_of_trollocs1204 - 10/04/2004 11:16:04 PM 19 Views
Sweet and/or totally hardcore my man *NM* edgecutioner - 10/04/2004 11:20:52 PM 14 Views
i'm sorry, no one's explained this to you yet. golden_lily - 10/04/2004 11:26:56 PM 32 Views
Me-ow edgecutioner - 10/04/2004 11:38:53 PM 27 Views
shut up golden_lily - 10/04/2004 11:42:30 PM 19 Views
Hmm whats the word up looking for here? edgecutioner - 10/04/2004 11:48:45 PM 16 Views
nuh-uh! golden_lily - 10/04/2004 11:51:21 PM 21 Views
Bah! edgecutioner - 10/04/2004 11:55:08 PM 16 Views
well duh! golden_lily - 10/04/2004 11:55:38 PM 27 Views
Re: Shhhh! Keep it down! edgecutioner - 10/04/2004 11:19:49 PM 21 Views
Re: Shhhh! Keep it down! golden_lily - 10/04/2004 11:25:22 PM 20 Views
Re: Shhhh! Keep it down! edgecutioner - 10/04/2004 11:37:10 PM 17 Views
Re: Shhhh! Keep it down! golden_lily - 10/04/2004 11:41:33 PM 20 Views
Re: Shhhh! Keep it down! edgecutioner - 10/04/2004 11:47:41 PM 17 Views
Re: Shhhh! Keep it down! golden_lily - 10/04/2004 11:50:35 PM 19 Views
I'm Glad to see you two can have a convorsation or 2 on my post. *NM* Hunter_of_trollocs1204 - 11/04/2004 10:22:57 AM 14 Views
i'm sorry i don't know what a "convorsation" is golden_lily - 11/04/2004 01:07:32 PM 18 Views
I'm not a dumb newbie Hunter_of_trollocs1204 - 11/04/2004 09:36:04 PM 14 Views
1 year or not, you are a newbie edgecutioner - 11/04/2004 09:56:59 PM 18 Views
*grins* golden_lily - 11/04/2004 10:09:02 PM 18 Views
I fetch no one's coffee *NM* Hunter_of_trollocs1204 - 11/04/2004 10:25:33 PM 16 Views
you're right, you shouldn't fetch coffee. golden_lily - 12/04/2004 01:34:50 AM 20 Views
I'm not saying i'm on the same level Hunter_of_trollocs1204 - 12/04/2004 08:37:12 PM 18 Views
Well I respect that you have the intelligence to admit it edgecutioner - 12/04/2004 09:22:18 PM 17 Views
Thank you Hunter_of_trollocs1204 - 12/04/2004 10:05:22 PM 19 Views
Ryan. Dani. Cut it out. Gwenhwyvar - 13/04/2004 04:34:55 AM 15 Views
Dear, I love you, you know this edgecutioner - 16/04/2004 11:47:14 AM 17 Views
Re: Relationships farmboy - 10/04/2004 10:52:47 PM 30 Views
Have to answer it myself. Hunter_of_trollocs1204 - 10/04/2004 11:23:42 PM 25 Views
from a married point of view.. nomad - 10/04/2004 11:49:57 PM 28 Views
Mr Nothing - 11/04/2004 03:05:16 AM 19 Views
Re: Relationships SSJPabs - 11/04/2004 03:19:25 AM 17 Views
I have me one of those Gwenhwyvar - 11/04/2004 05:21:31 AM 28 Views
grogg0316 - 11/04/2004 09:44:51 AM 21 Views
hey now, we didn't threadjack it that bad *NM* golden_lily - 11/04/2004 01:09:13 PM 20 Views
Re: Relationships Morgawse_Sedai - 11/04/2004 08:02:23 AM 19 Views
Awesome! Luna - 11/04/2004 08:57:08 AM 22 Views
Oh! I've heard of those. grogg0316 - 11/04/2004 09:52:58 AM 26 Views
This has done better than i thought it would *NM* Hunter_of_trollocs1204 - 11/04/2004 10:16:16 AM 13 Views
My Turn! Pendragon11820 - 11/04/2004 11:08:26 AM 21 Views
Re: My Turn! Hunter_of_trollocs1204 - 11/04/2004 09:41:54 PM 17 Views
Re: My Turn! Pendragon11820 - 12/04/2004 06:58:58 PM 20 Views
Re: My Turn! Hunter_of_trollocs1204 - 12/04/2004 08:47:02 PM 13 Views
Re: My Turn! Pendragon11820 - 12/04/2004 10:05:48 PM 14 Views
well, ok. feline_huntress - 11/04/2004 09:27:49 PM 19 Views
I'm bored enough to answer Dylanfanatic - 11/04/2004 10:44:44 PM 20 Views
... Gena Sedai - 12/04/2004 12:45:49 AM 27 Views
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