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So, I spoke to Gloria tonight. Alfheim - 22/04/2004 03:57:18 AM

I was drunk and decided to give her my number to give me a call. She sounds uber cute and pretty, and we had a decent chat for about an hour.

On the bad side, I am drunk and incoherent and worst of all, lisping! Alcohol is bad for that.

But still, I bet you are all so totally jealous. I actually spoke to Gloria! My first ever Wotmania person speaking to (and probably only). I know Wads and Snoopster are jealous, if anything because of my un-pasty skin tone. It's all thanks to Wads's skin cream, my friends are like so totally jealous, those pasty ho's. So I've been thinking since his name isn't capitalized, what exactly is he wads of? Eeeeewww, hopefully nothing sexual, cause it might make me ill. Maybe it's just wads of spam, cause that wouldn't be too bad. Bad, yes, but tnot too bad.

Oh yes, and for you loser ho's I don't get hangovers so rot in hell. I hope everyone had a good evening, except those I don't like, and your's I hoped was even suckier than it undoubtably usually is (I'm full of shit, as Glo told me! ) Rifht, so she is very cute sounding and looking, for those so inept they haven't clicked onto her profile, and all should bow before my luckiness. Course, she also got to talk to a Canadian, and what's better. Note, that is not a question, you British poms with your sarcastic comments.

Right, so what should I talk about? firstly, my superiorness, but we all should be aware of that by now, so it's really just not worth pointing out. Wait, I just did. Harhar, suck it fools. Not spam though, cause it is gross miscleneous meats, but me. Oh, and did I mention Gloria sounds very cute? Yes? Well doofus, that's because it warrents multiple repitions.

So, like my previous post which was broing and I wanred you about, this one is also boring. but ha ha the warning comes at the end, so I laugh at you who have read the whole thing for some reason even though I don't like you so why are you even in here reading this.... Course, those of you who did read this and laughed at Snoopster's skin tone which we need sunglasses for, and the liver transplant we need for wads, then you are cool and recieve my stamp of approval. And really, it is all that you need.

No, honestly, turds. Glo says I am the sexiest Canadian, and for all you American guys out there, it means you don't have a chance. Because as Canadian I beat your ass anyways, and drunk no less. And drunk and lisping and not making a whole lot of sense. I'd alugh at you but peopel would think I am mean.. ah what the hell. Sucka's. I bet you didn't speak to Gloria.

So, to close, kudos to Syn and Trig and Company who have got to speak to Glo's nearly-as-amazing-presence as myself, for thou art truly blessed among mortals.



On an island where no one lives,
We build a treehouse together.

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So, I spoke to Gloria tonight. - 22/04/2004 03:57:18 AM 317 Views
*Bucket of cold water* - 22/04/2004 04:26:38 AM 18 Views
It's only 5 here. - 22/04/2004 04:27:55 AM 1 Views
Ahh I'm just jealous - 22/04/2004 04:35:18 AM 1 Views
Me too. - 22/04/2004 04:38:44 AM 1 Views
Good night, my drunken friend - 22/04/2004 04:41:32 AM 1 Views
Oh, I am right. - 22/04/2004 04:44:30 AM 1 Views
Poor girl - 22/04/2004 04:54:16 AM 23 Views
I declare this spam of the highest quality! - 22/04/2004 05:49:25 AM 17 Views
*sigh* - 22/04/2004 07:32:59 AM 14 Views
I spoke to draggie yesterday too - 22/04/2004 08:12:32 AM 13 Views
heh - 22/04/2004 08:27:47 AM 11 Views
*bucket of cold water* - 22/04/2004 08:42:31 AM 12 Views
You'll need help when I get through with you! *NM* - 22/04/2004 09:40:23 AM 1 Views
I say we're both lucky. *NM* - 22/04/2004 09:41:07 AM 1 Views
Cool! - 22/04/2004 09:41:39 AM 1 Views
I noted how you didn't tell. - 22/04/2004 09:43:04 AM 1 Views
Actually.. - 22/04/2004 09:44:16 AM 1 Views
oh well - 22/04/2004 09:52:52 AM 1 Views
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No I don't! - 22/04/2004 09:58:19 AM 1 Views
Sic 'em, Whitey! - 22/04/2004 09:59:04 AM 1 Views
you sure? - 22/04/2004 10:02:43 AM 1 Views
*sniggers* - 22/04/2004 10:03:24 AM 1 Views
Wait... you and "Worthy" don't go in the same sentence. - 22/04/2004 10:04:57 AM 1 Views
Then.... - 22/04/2004 10:05:02 AM 1 Views
When you put it like that, - 22/04/2004 10:06:02 AM 1 Views
Nope, we invented special ice flows. - 22/04/2004 10:06:37 AM 1 Views
Of course you should. - 22/04/2004 10:07:18 AM 1 Views
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Oi - 22/04/2004 10:09:24 AM 1 Views
Of course he's an oaf. - 22/04/2004 10:09:53 AM 1 Views
Okay, then. - 22/04/2004 10:09:58 AM 1 Views
I dunno.... - 22/04/2004 10:10:43 AM 1 Views
*laughs till he falls over* - 22/04/2004 10:10:59 AM 1 Views
that's so not true! - 22/04/2004 10:12:25 AM 1 Views
Hey, if it's first aid I'm qualified for that too. - 22/04/2004 10:12:44 AM 1 Views
*kicks you while you're down* - 22/04/2004 10:13:39 AM 1 Views
No no. - 22/04/2004 10:14:02 AM 1 Views
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LOL - 22/04/2004 10:15:09 AM 1 Views
*shrugs* - 22/04/2004 10:16:00 AM 1 Views
Less laughing and more washing. - 22/04/2004 10:16:09 AM 1 Views
*giggles* - 22/04/2004 10:17:01 AM 1 Views
Hmmm, that sounds familiar... - 22/04/2004 10:17:05 AM 1 Views
Heh. - 22/04/2004 10:17:43 AM 1 Views
Giggles? Heeeeeeee - 22/04/2004 10:19:24 AM 1 Views
Canadians - 22/04/2004 10:19:27 AM 1 Views
Nope. - 22/04/2004 10:20:35 AM 1 Views
Try it and - 22/04/2004 10:21:02 AM 1 Views
No no. - 22/04/2004 10:22:05 AM 1 Views
Yeah, your elbow drop tickled me - 22/04/2004 10:22:17 AM 1 Views
indeed - 22/04/2004 10:22:30 AM 1 Views
You wishing - 22/04/2004 10:22:42 AM 1 Views
Oy! - 22/04/2004 10:23:21 AM 1 Views
Oh please. - 22/04/2004 10:23:59 AM 1 Views
You got the wrong one - 22/04/2004 10:24:52 AM 1 Views
Hugh Grant in his new movie!! - 22/04/2004 10:25:22 AM 1 Views
I didn't mean actually. - 22/04/2004 10:26:40 AM 1 Views
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No This one is old. - 22/04/2004 10:27:05 AM 1 Views
I don't wish. - 22/04/2004 10:27:41 AM 1 Views
**is [rawred]** - 22/04/2004 10:28:24 AM 1 Views
Not after those comments, mister sister. - 22/04/2004 10:29:19 AM 1 Views
Kill me? Your era has passed, British. - 22/04/2004 10:30:27 AM 1 Views
You are such a loon. - 22/04/2004 10:34:52 AM 13 Views
Now listen here little Miss Cannuck - 22/04/2004 10:36:57 AM 1 Views
Like the loonie? - 22/04/2004 10:37:37 AM 1 Views
You've accetped it's not going to happen then? - 22/04/2004 10:38:00 AM 1 Views
At least we had one - 22/04/2004 10:38:37 AM 1 Views
Miss Cannuk 2003 thank you. - 22/04/2004 10:38:39 AM 1 Views
*leaves* - 22/04/2004 10:39:18 AM 1 Views
Give us time, mommy. - 22/04/2004 10:39:47 AM 1 Views
Eeeeewww!!! - 22/04/2004 10:40:59 AM 1 Views
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Something like that... - 22/04/2004 10:43:19 AM 1 Views
Ha ha. - 22/04/2004 10:45:01 AM 1 Views
Don't worry. - 22/04/2004 10:45:42 AM 1 Views
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No, to late daughter - 22/04/2004 10:47:21 AM 1 Views
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Re: - 22/04/2004 10:48:45 AM 1 Views
But what about the other one? - 22/04/2004 10:49:29 AM 1 Views
Re: - 22/04/2004 10:50:07 AM 1 Views
You know we don't mention their name in this house! - 22/04/2004 10:51:41 AM 1 Views
*thwap* - 22/04/2004 10:51:56 AM 1 Views
**is mournful** - 22/04/2004 10:55:03 AM 1 Views
I can't believe what a littl drama queen you are - 22/04/2004 11:00:19 AM 1 Views
Well it's better than being a whiny, pushy, agressive boy. - 22/04/2004 11:01:39 AM 1 Views
Right that is it!! - 22/04/2004 11:07:00 AM 1 Views
So who is the father? - 22/04/2004 11:08:46 AM 1 Views
Oh! - 22/04/2004 11:10:43 AM 1 Views
You want to know who your mother is? - 22/04/2004 11:11:41 AM 1 Views
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That's okay, we still love you just the same. - 22/04/2004 11:17:19 AM 1 Views
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Why - 22/04/2004 11:23:46 AM 1 Views
Simple, your mother hates you - 22/04/2004 11:26:39 AM 1 Views
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Suspicions? You should have known we all lurve ya. *NM* - 22/04/2004 11:44:50 AM 1 Views
So you're the father then. - 22/04/2004 11:45:37 AM 1 Views
*nods* - 22/04/2004 11:47:26 AM 1 Views
LoL! *NM* - 22/04/2004 11:49:11 AM 1 Views
I see how it is. *NM* - 22/04/2004 11:08:11 PM 7 Views
How what is? *NM* - 22/04/2004 11:40:35 PM 1 Views
She's being sensitive. *NM* - 22/04/2004 11:41:10 PM 1 Views
About what? *NM* - 23/04/2004 12:24:08 AM 1 Views
Pfft. Was not. *NM* - 23/04/2004 08:14:36 PM 1 Views
See, I didn't think you were. *NM* - 24/04/2004 01:22:25 PM 1 Views