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have you ever.... i am reborn - 30/04/2004 03:56:45 PM

burst out of the shower naked in hopes of thwarting someone from robbing all your stuff?

i was taken a shower 30 minutes ago when i hear my brothers dog barking, i shouted for him to shut the F up but he kept on yapping, then i heard something or someone rummaging around my apartment. i was like "oh crap, my computer! my TV! my xbox!" i left the shower on so the would be assailant would think that im still showering and i jumped out of the bathroom, naked, soapy, and holding a bottle of shampoo (ya know, so i could throw it at the bastard). there in the middle of my living room was carl, the maintenance man, holding a fresh air filter for my air conditioner.

he looked at me, i looked at him, and he said "maintenance man, im here to replace your air filter."

oooopppps,




i am reborn

GO SAINTS!






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have you ever.... - 30/04/2004 03:56:45 PM 107 Views
did you at least have a towel on? *NM* - 30/04/2004 04:05:11 PM 5 Views
nope - 30/04/2004 04:09:37 PM 19 Views
poor filter guy *NM* - 30/04/2004 04:19:08 PM 5 Views
yeah - 01/05/2004 03:26:03 AM 8 Views
Classic. *NM* *NM* - 30/04/2004 04:18:51 PM 5 Views
so now to sum it up... - 30/04/2004 04:56:58 PM 17 Views
a darwin award? that seems a little harsh - 30/04/2004 05:01:57 PM 13 Views
"no need to worry"... - 30/04/2004 05:16:52 PM 8 Views
don't worry, its completely safe - 30/04/2004 05:24:55 PM 7 Views
not yet... - 30/04/2004 05:38:51 PM 7 Views
i guess if you look at it that way - 30/04/2004 05:40:50 PM 6 Views
"now let´s see..." - 30/04/2004 05:45:46 PM 8 Views
*scribbles out "25"* - 30/04/2004 05:53:10 PM 6 Views
2 IS optimistic... - 30/04/2004 06:02:26 PM 6 Views
2 counting today - 30/04/2004 06:07:02 PM 6 Views
hell, if he would have knocked on the bathroom door..... - 01/05/2004 03:32:21 AM 10 Views
you mean... - 01/05/2004 04:06:40 AM 6 Views
Re: you mean... - 01/05/2004 10:30:06 AM 9 Views
All hail Term4!!! - 02/05/2004 09:01:15 PM 8 Views
Well, the good news is... - 30/04/2004 05:25:29 PM 14 Views
true true - 01/05/2004 03:34:14 AM 6 Views
Quality. *NM* - 30/04/2004 06:09:19 PM 5 Views
LOL!!! *NM* - 01/05/2004 02:56:48 PM 5 Views
That's just pure brilliance - 02/05/2004 05:32:27 AM 8 Views