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I had a Wiccan over for a BBQ Evangeline - 12/04/2004 10:38:52 AM

Just so some of you know, I'm not going to tell you about the time I helped my minister chase the DEVIL out of a used-car salesman and I realize that I can't just convert you all by hitting you with some BIBLE.

Getting SAVED is not like putting 75 cents in a machine and having a can of diet Fresca roll out the bottom.

But my Christian roomate and I did have a Wiccan over for a BBQ. We did Kabobs and put extra toothpicks through the pineapples so they looked like CROSSES!

My roomate knows the Wiccan from work and she was pretty nice--for someone who is HELLBOUND--even though she smoked cloves. Weird.

I dumped my loser boyfriend after a $40 dinner. No more casting my pearls before that SWINE.

You have a great day everybody. I love you!


Thank you, Lord, for Second Virginity




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I had a Wiccan over for a BBQ - 12/04/2004 10:38:52 AM 324 Views
That's nice Arok, TMJ, Alric, or whichever of you it is - 12/04/2004 10:40:00 AM 59 Views
The Fresca bit proves it's not me. I'm not a Fresca-joke guy. - 12/04/2004 11:15:54 AM 55 Views
What makes you think it's me? *NM* - 12/04/2004 09:29:16 PM 6 Views
I thought so too. (oops meant to respond to you!) - 12/04/2004 10:53:47 AM 62 Views
lol - 12/04/2004 11:00:17 AM 53 Views
Oh gosh! - 12/04/2004 11:14:11 AM 39 Views
No repenting for this Pagan - 12/04/2004 11:22:03 AM 28 Views
Your god has horns? - 12/04/2004 11:26:04 AM 26 Views
Don't YOU know - 12/04/2004 11:32:32 AM 23 Views
Your god sounds alot like the DEVIL to me - 12/04/2004 11:37:40 AM 24 Views
Nope - 12/04/2004 11:40:51 AM 22 Views
Sensuality? Do you mean S-E-X? - 12/04/2004 11:42:35 AM 25 Views
Yep - 12/04/2004 11:46:00 AM 19 Views
Chocolate is sensual too! - 12/04/2004 11:48:34 AM 19 Views
Yes - 12/04/2004 11:54:44 AM 20 Views
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Why would we want to over come being natural? - 12/04/2004 12:00:00 PM 17 Views
Because "nature" causes people to worship horny forest gods! - 12/04/2004 12:04:08 PM 21 Views
Horny forest gods are better - 12/04/2004 12:09:39 PM 13 Views
Horny gods will burn like Kabobs! - 12/04/2004 12:17:59 PM 18 Views
I'm not being nice? My bad - 12/04/2004 12:21:59 PM 16 Views
*Hugs back* - 12/04/2004 12:24:39 PM 17 Views
I still think your my sexy dance partner. - 12/04/2004 12:26:19 PM 16 Views
Do you Irish dance? *NM* - 12/04/2004 12:28:04 PM 6 Views
ROFL - 12/04/2004 12:30:43 PM 18 Views
isn't Diet Fresca redundant? *NM* - 12/04/2004 12:20:30 PM 6 Views
I wouldn't know. I drink Pepsi One and Caffeine Free Jolt. *NM* - 12/04/2004 12:26:23 PM 8 Views
::smack:: *NM* - 12/04/2004 01:51:18 PM 6 Views
*NM* - 12/04/2004 07:23:08 PM 5 Views
God says it is wrong... - 12/04/2004 01:19:12 PM 45 Views
I am female. - 12/04/2004 01:47:49 PM 32 Views
well.. - 12/04/2004 02:41:06 PM 23 Views
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Flirting isn't so bad - 12/04/2004 07:22:26 PM 17 Views
mmmmmmmmmmmmm, rubbing... - 13/04/2004 09:43:01 AM 9 Views
Yuk. - 13/04/2004 02:20:05 PM 11 Views
nope - 13/04/2004 07:07:43 PM 5 Views
Ewww Fresca *NM* - 12/04/2004 02:19:42 PM 6 Views
Hi! I was wondering if I'd get another chance to talk with you about - 12/04/2004 02:33:09 PM 34 Views
No thanks. - 12/04/2004 03:36:28 PM 30 Views
Puppies are good kitties are even better. *NM* - 12/04/2004 07:21:09 PM 6 Views
Christians and the Pagans~Dar Williams - 12/04/2004 09:22:00 PM 24 Views
oh wow... that was awesome *NM* - 12/04/2004 11:57:18 PM 8 Views
Very nice, thank you. *NM* - 13/04/2004 02:20:50 PM 5 Views
What's wrong with Wiccans? - 12/04/2004 10:16:56 PM 16 Views
I don't know enough about them to say in detail - 13/04/2004 02:22:46 PM 14 Views
Can't we all just get along...or some jazz - 13/04/2004 08:28:43 PM 11 Views