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So, what you're saying... The Logic Ninja - 13/04/2004 07:52:21 AM

now granted....I haven't done much research in zombie lore, but what I do know comes from Buffy/Angel and the movies (Most specifically Resident Evil)...and my thinking is that Jesus wouldn't have been considered a zombie.

A zombie has the lowest of reasoning functions....mainly to feed. They also can't really communicate, carry on a dialogue, or instantly teleport from one place to another....Jesus did all these things.

Although Jesus was dead for three days, and then rose from the dead (by His own power), he defies the common characteristics of a zombie....
...is that Jesus is a SUPER zombie.


I am not yet born, console me.
I fear that the human race may with tall walls wall me,
with strong drugs dope me, with wise lies lure me,
on black racks rack me, in blood-baths roll me.




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I had some Christians over for a BBQ. The Logic Ninja - 12/04/2004 09:14:04 PM 286 Views
And why wasn't I invited! Manusho - 12/04/2004 09:15:32 PM 36 Views
*snickers* evil farmboy - 12/04/2004 09:28:53 PM 22 Views
They're a little tasteless unless you have A1 *NM* nightdawn - 12/04/2004 09:16:27 PM 4 Views
The ones that come to your door are ALWAYS tasteless. *NM* The Logic Ninja - 12/04/2004 09:18:14 PM 3 Views
ROFL! They don't usually make it to my door before I scare them away.. Darkest Angel - 12/04/2004 10:21:20 PM 19 Views
If you do it right you don't need no stinkin' steak sauce. headcase - 13/04/2004 01:32:33 AM 10 Views
Hmm, I'll have to try that. *NM* nightdawn - 13/04/2004 04:41:39 PM 2 Views
I was waiting for this. *NM* Krista - 12/04/2004 09:34:33 PM 19 Views
I was waiting for Spider-Man 2. TaskmasterJack - 12/04/2004 09:39:59 PM 53 Views
Not weird. Krista - 12/04/2004 09:45:41 PM 41 Views
Spiderman 2 is going to rock the house! The Pink Panther - 12/04/2004 10:20:28 PM 18 Views
Mmm.... Tobey. *NM* Ella - 13/04/2004 01:04:03 AM 2 Views
No, no... Darkest Angel - 12/04/2004 10:23:10 PM 24 Views
Yeah... I mean, it was almost too OBVIOUS to post. *NM* The Logic Ninja - 12/04/2004 10:48:09 PM 4 Views
Re: nice profile picture. The Logic Ninja - 12/04/2004 10:50:22 PM 25 Views
thanks Krista - 12/04/2004 11:09:38 PM 26 Views
*NM* The Pink Panther - 12/04/2004 10:09:22 PM 3 Views
ROFLMAO Darkest Angel - 12/04/2004 10:17:43 PM 19 Views
*laughs* Jeordam - 12/04/2004 10:19:34 PM 53 Views
w00t. The Logic Ninja - 12/04/2004 10:47:37 PM 32 Views
A zombie... Jeordam - 13/04/2004 01:10:09 AM 20 Views
So, what you're saying... The Logic Ninja - 13/04/2004 07:52:21 AM 18 Views
Hehe. *NM* Tredogg - 13/04/2004 09:21:15 AM 2 Views
it's particularly good when... Avendesora - 13/04/2004 09:49:56 AM 10 Views
Da-boom-boom-tsch Nebhead - 13/04/2004 10:12:18 AM 11 Views
Crispy, and yet chewy at the same time majander - 13/04/2004 12:21:27 PM 8 Views
Mmmm Christian goodness *drools* Adanedhel - 13/04/2004 12:30:09 PM 7 Views
Don't make the same mistake I did aerocontrols - 13/04/2004 01:12:01 PM 17 Views
Accepting Jesus into your soul gives you a nice, subtle aftertaste. *NM* Zaphod - 13/04/2004 02:05:47 PM 3 Views
lol *NM* chorabliss - 13/04/2004 04:40:23 PM 2 Views
What can I say, lots actually, but that's beside the point *NM* nightdawn - 13/04/2004 04:40:38 PM 3 Views
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