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Worship Snoop, thy God. Head Priest of Snoop - 15/04/2004 06:54:01 PM

The Ten Commandments of snoopsterism, taken from the book of tehanu.

1. Thou mayest have other gods besides me, for I snoop thy god, really don't giveth a stuff and it taketh a bit of the pressure off me.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images of me for snoop is not a photogenic god.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of snoop in vain. This includest referring to your god as pasty face, pommie git or snoopy-poo.
4. Remember thy Saturday night, to keep it holy. For on Saturdays snoop thy god does even less work than usual. Therefore He has blessed it. Although thou mayest sacrifice a Guinness or two in honour of thy god.
5. Honour all Brits that thy days may be long upon the earth.
6. Thou shalt kill a couple of pints at least once a week.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, but anything else is okay by me.
8. Thou shalt not stealeth my drink unless thou wantest to lose an arm.
9. Thou shalt not bear any sort of witness against snoop thy god. Especially if it painteth thy Lord in a bad light.
10. Thou shalt not covet wads or Tigr nor his ass, for I snoop am a jealous god.



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Worship Snoop, thy God. - 15/04/2004 06:54:01 PM 159 Views
*worships* - 15/04/2004 07:56:10 PM 25 Views
Bows down to the Guinness - 15/04/2004 08:09:34 PM 18 Views
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The godslayer has your name. You will die just like your god. *NM* - 15/04/2004 08:10:47 PM 4 Views
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Bloody Oath, Wongers! - 16/04/2004 03:01:40 AM 19 Views
Fair dinks - 16/04/2004 10:22:44 AM 7 Views
Bah! - 16/04/2004 04:33:39 AM 12 Views
*displays it on a courthouse lawn* *NM* - 15/04/2004 10:22:34 PM 2 Views
*NM* - 16/04/2004 04:34:01 AM 2 Views
Indeed - 16/04/2004 07:14:47 AM 14 Views
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*keeps on looking smug* - 16/04/2004 11:01:36 AM 6 Views
Hmmm - 16/04/2004 11:05:12 AM 7 Views
True - 16/04/2004 11:36:48 AM 9 Views
The Lord Snoop is Most Mighty in his Mighty Might - 16/04/2004 08:10:04 AM 12 Views
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He can't do that... - 16/04/2004 08:27:36 AM 8 Views
You really need to look out for typos before you post - 16/04/2004 08:29:43 AM 10 Views
Bah! Blah!! Bleh!!! - 16/04/2004 08:29:01 AM 10 Views
*reconsiders* - 16/04/2004 11:38:33 AM 11 Views
Well - 16/04/2004 11:49:24 AM 6 Views
But - 16/04/2004 11:55:25 AM 4 Views
Ah - 16/04/2004 12:02:25 PM 3 Views
Um - 16/04/2004 12:11:17 PM 3 Views
Good, good. - 16/04/2004 01:08:59 PM 7 Views