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I had to have a little chat with my son yesterday Tigr - 19/04/2004 09:56:27 AM

I spent about 5 hours working in the yard yesterday, getting nice and sweaty and dirty! Damn this miserable 85-degree heat. After turning my lawn into the immaculate spectacle that it is today, I went inside to take a shower. I’ll skip all the details of the shower so Snoop doesn’t swoon, and get right to the jist of my story. I’m in the process of toweling off when my 2-year-old son walks into the bathroom and say, “Woohoo! Nice butt baby!” and then turns around and walks away.

All the parenting books in the world will tell you not to laugh at stuff like that, but trust me it is damn near impossible not to chortle. Now before any of you decide to take it upon yourself to call social services, obviously my son had heard my wife making that comment without her knowledge of him listening.

So, I got dressed and had a little chat with my son about the virtues of not telling people they have a nice butt, especially people they are related to. He, of course, looked at me, smiled and said “Nice butt baby!”

My wife and I also had a little chat.



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I had to have a little chat with my son yesterday - 19/04/2004 09:56:27 AM 340 Views
That's awesome. - 19/04/2004 10:01:57 AM 59 Views
*slowly backs away* - 19/04/2004 10:32:56 AM 32 Views
- 19/04/2004 11:16:45 AM 23 Views
HEY! - 19/04/2004 11:23:27 AM 20 Views
I guess it's okay. - 19/04/2004 11:28:56 AM 19 Views
*NM* - 19/04/2004 11:36:08 AM 6 Views
LOL! - 19/04/2004 10:07:44 AM 55 Views
- 19/04/2004 10:33:37 AM 20 Views
*swoons anyway* - 19/04/2004 10:22:28 AM 36 Views
Damn my need to see you swoon! - 19/04/2004 10:35:02 AM 31 Views
And damn my need to see you shower! - 19/04/2004 10:38:16 AM 22 Views
LOL - 19/04/2004 10:44:50 AM 19 Views
I remember when my then 4yr old stood up in the bath tub and sang - 19/04/2004 10:26:21 AM 63 Views
See, it is always a girl's fault. *NM* - 19/04/2004 10:35:33 AM 5 Views
Yes, it is. - 19/04/2004 10:41:38 AM 20 Views
He's a playa - 19/04/2004 10:45:43 AM 18 Views
We were out at a nice restaurant with my wife's family - 19/04/2004 02:14:15 PM 20 Views
LoL!! That is funny. *NM* - 19/04/2004 02:37:16 PM 4 Views
Yet another reason I'll be thinking long and hard before having kids - 19/04/2004 10:31:10 AM 28 Views
Bah - 19/04/2004 10:46:15 AM 18 Views
*chuckles* Cute kid. *NM* - 19/04/2004 11:02:21 AM 5 Views
That he is. *NM* - 19/04/2004 11:10:24 AM 4 Views
LOL - 19/04/2004 11:05:06 AM 24 Views
They say the darndest things *NM* - 19/04/2004 11:36:35 AM 5 Views
I probably shouldn't tell you this. - 19/04/2004 11:16:18 AM 52 Views
LOL< you're right. You shouldn't have told me that! - 19/04/2004 11:38:04 AM 23 Views
LMAO!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! - 19/04/2004 01:01:40 PM 26 Views
They pick up on it so quickly - 19/04/2004 01:53:36 PM 10 Views
Could have been a whole lot worse, man. - 19/04/2004 01:09:41 PM 18 Views
I know - 19/04/2004 01:54:35 PM 8 Views
ROFL!!!! - 19/04/2004 01:21:28 PM 17 Views
*NM* - 19/04/2004 01:54:56 PM 4 Views
But you do have a nice bootay!! - 19/04/2004 02:09:32 PM 24 Views
Joketh taketh too fareth! - 19/04/2004 02:17:47 PM 20 Views
As long as he didn't.... - 19/04/2004 03:23:15 PM 12 Views
oh, quit braggin about your nice buttox - 19/04/2004 04:28:37 PM 12 Views
LMAO! That is too funny! - 19/04/2004 04:45:54 PM 14 Views
oh my... these two-yr-olds.... - 19/04/2004 04:49:36 PM 15 Views
Adorable. - 19/04/2004 06:09:40 PM 12 Views
That's lovely. When my younger son was 3, he described his dad as - 19/04/2004 07:46:32 PM 11 Views
WhooHoo! Nice butt baby!!! - 19/04/2004 09:24:32 PM 9 Views
Aren't they wonderful - 19/04/2004 09:28:33 PM 10 Views
LOL... but, it could be worse. - 19/04/2004 11:08:40 PM 18 Views
Ouch. *NM* - 20/04/2004 11:20:59 PM 4 Views
*looks* - 20/04/2004 02:05:09 AM 13 Views
Very funny *NM* - 20/04/2004 02:08:14 AM 4 Views