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Some ideas: Eyeless Myrddraal - 19/04/2004 04:53:42 PM

You never understand things in Maths; you just get used to them.

I think I am, therefore I am... I think

And the following which I found on a website (link below):

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Sometimes too much drink is not enough

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.

Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Error, no keyboard -- press F1 to continue.

There's too much blood in my caffeine
(or alcohol) system.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

If you're right 98% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?

All's well that ends.

Yours, Tim .

You must chop down the tallest tree in the forest with... a herring!






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i got points, i want a cool sig, can ya help? - 19/04/2004 04:36:51 PM 138 Views
Some ideas: - 19/04/2004 04:53:42 PM 38 Views
Question.. - 20/04/2004 10:17:33 AM 10 Views
I think you can... - 21/04/2004 10:05:36 AM 15 Views
thanks - 22/04/2004 06:34:31 AM 9 Views
You should probably post this at the wSE marketplace. - 19/04/2004 04:56:08 PM 26 Views
How 'bout... - 19/04/2004 05:58:31 PM 23 Views
ah, very cool - 19/04/2004 06:57:43 PM 13 Views
O.o... - 20/04/2004 02:33:47 PM 7 Views
no, i meant - 20/04/2004 02:42:42 PM 7 Views
Mental note. - 20/04/2004 03:55:45 PM 10 Views
damn - 20/04/2004 05:53:36 PM 6 Views
Do you have a premie? - 19/04/2004 08:07:45 PM 21 Views
sure do, - 19/04/2004 08:17:25 PM 16 Views
How about... - 19/04/2004 08:12:28 PM 15 Views
id hate to attract the attention of any of the false gods of wotmania - 19/04/2004 08:21:30 PM 11 Views
Ah, no need to worry about that... - 19/04/2004 08:27:01 PM 10 Views
if thats the case then, - 19/04/2004 11:14:41 PM 11 Views
*shrugs* - 20/04/2004 04:58:35 AM 8 Views
she lied to me! - 20/04/2004 02:01:20 PM 7 Views
"Fanatic is my girlfriend." *NM* - 19/04/2004 10:37:32 PM 10 Views
congratulations, are yall thinkin of marriage or is this just a fling? - 19/04/2004 11:29:00 PM 9 Views
A really cool one? - 20/04/2004 06:45:43 AM 8 Views
hmmmm - 20/04/2004 02:07:10 PM 12 Views
That's now how it works - 21/04/2004 09:57:38 AM 6 Views
if greatness = points then im all for it. *NM* - 21/04/2004 01:38:45 PM 6 Views
They do, gimme points and you will get greatness *NM* - 22/04/2004 07:28:42 AM 5 Views
slick willie, i oughtta give you points just for all this effort - 22/04/2004 01:05:29 PM 7 Views
Why not? - 23/04/2004 05:23:58 AM 4 Views