I could get a knife through Customs just fine as long as it's in my checked luggage.
Tom Send a noteboard - 08/06/2010 03:00:50 PM
I've carried Kazakh sabres two feet long in my checked luggage across three continents and I even got a one-foot long Chinese machete (a dao, which is a very imprecise term, but the Japanese equivalent would be a sai in terms of length) into the cabin on a China Southern flight from Beijing to Hong Kong provided I agreed to surrender it to the stewardess. Of course, that was before September 11th and it was sort of silly that they took it away from me given that the plane was hurtling down the runway in Hong Kong and hadn't even slowed down when she ran down the aisle and presented it to me as though asking me to use it.
Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*
Quote of the Moment: I've gone through the suggested quotes and added rather a lot of them.
- 08/06/2010 02:21:11 PM
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I've thought for a good while now that the Hobbit quote should be expanded.
- 08/06/2010 02:30:37 PM
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What if we just left if off after "world"?
- 08/06/2010 02:32:00 PM
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*shrugs* I prefer the long version, but that's just me. *NM*
- 08/06/2010 05:23:30 PM
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Agreed.
- 08/06/2010 05:47:02 PM
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OK. I will amend the quote to the one Legolas (appropriately) gave.
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- 08/06/2010 11:08:20 PM
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- 08/06/2010 11:08:20 PM
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As usual, Camilla has made a spelling error. I suggest the traditional punishment.
- 08/06/2010 02:54:36 PM
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Thank you.
- 08/06/2010 02:56:44 PM
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I could get a knife through Customs just fine as long as it's in my checked luggage.
- 08/06/2010 03:00:50 PM
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Also: you made me choke on my tea. I am pretty sure that's a criminal offence. *NM*
- 08/06/2010 02:58:38 PM
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Oh, and on my Battleship commercial quote:
- 08/06/2010 03:02:09 PM
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Heh. Didn't think those would show, for some bizarre reason. *NM*
- 08/06/2010 03:05:01 PM
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This one
- 08/06/2010 03:28:33 PM
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Quote suggestions:
- 08/06/2010 03:50:00 PM
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As much as the letter H may hate it, it forms a part of Sarah Palin's name. *NM*
- 08/06/2010 04:25:31 PM
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I've never actually bothered to check up on the spelling of her name, oddly...
- 08/06/2010 04:27:40 PM
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Okay, what's with the House of Leaves one?
- 08/06/2010 04:35:14 PM
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- 08/06/2010 04:36:55 PM
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- 08/06/2010 04:36:55 PM
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The problem I have with that is that the "black goop" extends too far to the right, obscuring posts.
- 08/06/2010 04:46:48 PM
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Interesting. There is a quote that I don't recognize, from a source I don't recognize...
- 08/06/2010 05:53:15 PM
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Yay, mine finally got added!
- 09/06/2010 03:58:41 AM
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