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A passage from Terry Goodkind was a "bad prose competition" selection at readercon this year. Vivien Send a noteboard - 05/08/2011 03:29:21 AM
It was so bad, it was hilarious. My favorite part was when one of the possible versions of the continuations included a fight Robert Jordan style, with forms such as "anticipating walrus" and "angry octopus". The angry octopus one still makes me giggle.



(from the link below)

"For those of you who don't know him, Terry Goodkind writes a series of fantasy novels that go by the name of "The Sword of Truth" I believe. His first book "Wizards First Rule" was solid but since then the books have gone steadily downhill. I think I gave up after the fourth one.

Below are a few quotes from interviews he's done. One is on USA Today.com and the other is right on the front page of his official site.
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Orem Utah: What do you think distinguishes your books from all of the other fantasy books out there, and why should readers choose to read your series?

Terry Goodkind: There are several things. First of all, I don't write fantasy. I write stories that have important human themes. They have elements of romance, history, adventure, mystery and philosophy. Most fantasy is one-dimensional. It's either about magic or a world-building. I don't do either.

And in most fantasy magic is a mystical element. In my books fantasy is a metaphysical reality that behaves according to its own laws of identity.

Because most fantasy is about world-building and magic, a lot of it is plotless and has no story. My primary interest is in telling stories that are fun to read and make people think. That puts my books in a genre all their own.

So I guess readers who are interested in story rather than world-building and details of magic would have a good time reading my books.


No, you write fantasy. Not only that, it's derivative.
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What I have done with my work has irrevocably changed the face of fantasy. In so doing I've raised the standards. I have not only injected thought into a tired empty genre, but, more importantly, I've transcended it showing what more it can be-and is so doing spread my readship to completely new groups who dont like and wont ready typical fantasy. Agents and editors are screaming for more books like mine


So you don't write fantasy, but you changed the face of the genre none the less. Amazing.
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Haddonfield, NJ: Second Question - I've noticed similarities between your Sword of Truth series and Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series...(Black Sisterhood vs. Black Ajah; The Order vs. The Seanchan; Richard vs. Rand both discovering their powers, both have Nameless evil Gods...etc.) I've often voiced my suspicion that these two series might be occurring on the same world...how crazy am I?

Terry Goodkind: If you notice a similarity, then you probably aren't old enough to read my books.


Riiiiiight.
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Kansas City, KS: What made you choose to leave out other common races(dwarves, elves, etc) from your books?

Terry Goodkind: Please refer to the previous answer, in which I explain that I'm not writing fantasy ... My purpose is not weirdo cultural diversity. I repeat: I am writing stories about important human beings.


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Question: Lately I've found myself in many arguments defending your books against 'fans' who say they used to like your books but no longer do to the extent that they used to. Would you mind settling some debates by answering the question: What, if anything do you have to say to the people that voice the opinion that you're latest four books haven't been as good as the previous four and call them "too preachy"?

Answer: Don't be fooled. The assertion made by these detractors is a note wrapped around a brick thrown through the window. These people are not fans. There are hundreds if not thousands of fantasy books that fulfill their professed taste in books. Why would they continue to read books they claim are bad? Because they hate that my novels exists. Values arouse hatred in these people. Their goal is not to enjoy life, but to destroy


I pulled this from the Gone Gold forums and I couldn't agree with the sentiment there more. What a tool."

He makes it fun to make fun of him!
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Let's see if you are old enough to read this post....Or Goodkind is still a Jackass! - 02/08/2011 01:59:54 AM 9166 Views
He's better than Paolini... - 02/08/2011 04:48:58 AM 1264 Views
I haven't heard of Paolini being such a douche... - 02/08/2011 07:42:08 AM 1131 Views
So? What harm is he doing? - 02/08/2011 06:58:56 AM 1555 Views
book 6? Was that the second or third time Ricky got kidnapped/changed his captors way of thinking? - 02/08/2011 07:08:45 AM 1224 Views
But then you have to retract the rip-off assertion - 02/08/2011 01:58:28 PM 1162 Views
Er. You didn't answer her question: Why was Book 6 so groundbreaking? - 02/08/2011 02:07:18 PM 1153 Views
That was just a joke about her giving up the series. I didn't even recall which one was book 6 - 02/08/2011 02:28:06 PM 1201 Views
Derp. Sorry, it was too early in the morning for subtle humor. - 02/08/2011 07:17:23 PM 1131 Views
It's funny, though, because you hit the nail on the head with your random choice of number. - 02/08/2011 08:11:58 PM 1208 Views
I agree with all that - 03/08/2011 12:15:15 AM 1181 Views
Isn't that the one where Richard carves a statue that is so rad it inspires a rebellion? - 03/08/2011 12:02:10 PM 1192 Views
well to be fair, it's more complicated than that - 03/08/2011 05:27:59 PM 1072 Views
No, it's not. That is exactly what happens. *NM* - 04/08/2011 08:42:23 PM 519 Views
That's the one. - 03/08/2011 06:10:57 PM 1209 Views
As well as being the most overtly anti-communist & anti-religious of the series. - 06/08/2011 02:52:52 AM 1225 Views
but if Hitler painted really well... - 06/08/2011 03:44:52 AM 1032 Views
Re: So? What harm is he doing? - 02/08/2011 07:39:17 AM 1391 Views
Re: So? What harm is he doing? - 02/08/2011 02:26:02 PM 1107 Views
Heh. Goodkind sucks. And yet... I read all of SoT - 02/08/2011 02:14:45 PM 1247 Views
I did too. I don't know why. - 02/08/2011 04:52:47 PM 1316 Views
I have heard this from many people. - 02/08/2011 07:06:15 PM 1125 Views
No, definitely not. - 02/08/2011 07:19:25 PM 1115 Views
I read all the way through the end, and I thought the last couple books redeemed it in my eyes - 03/08/2011 12:11:56 AM 1070 Views
The revelation that Terry-um, I mean Richard, is God was retarded? For reals? *NM* - 03/08/2011 02:14:00 AM 543 Views
*shrug* I just didn't like the ending - 03/08/2011 04:01:40 AM 1187 Views
The funny thing about Goodkind - 02/08/2011 07:05:06 PM 1208 Views
Goodkind is still porn. - 03/08/2011 08:45:14 PM 1233 Views
I don't know, there are many authors who do it better. - 03/08/2011 09:48:33 PM 1129 Views
No no, not erotica. Porn. - 05/08/2011 02:46:23 PM 1066 Views
LOL they both seem to have the same effect on me *NM* - 05/08/2011 10:25:36 PM 573 Views
Wish I could say the same. *NM* - 08/08/2011 01:22:55 AM 486 Views
It makes you feel guilty after "doing" it? - 04/08/2011 12:52:09 AM 1194 Views
Of course - 05/08/2011 02:45:51 PM 1021 Views
sex should never make you feel guilty! - 06/08/2011 03:46:08 AM 1124 Views
hehe - 11/08/2011 01:41:16 AM 1181 Views
A passage from Terry Goodkind was a "bad prose competition" selection at readercon this year. - 05/08/2011 03:29:21 AM 1800 Views
I find Terry Goodkind inspirational. - 06/08/2011 02:08:07 PM 1170 Views
So true! - 06/08/2011 08:13:00 PM 999 Views
Did you hear? - 24/08/2011 04:28:51 AM 1322 Views

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