If Dr. Seuss had written the Call of Cthulhu it would sound like this:
Tom Send a noteboard - 03/12/2011 04:12:02 PM
The sun did not shine
It was too wet to play
So we gazed at the terror
That was shaped out of clay
We gazed there with Sally
We gazed at the goo
And I said "How I wish
We never knew what we do.
To terrible to think on
To awful to know
We should kill ourselves now
With the guns from Mi-Go."
And then something went BUMP
How that bump made us jump!
We looked, and we saw it slide up from the bog
We looked at the tentacle wide as a log
It had an eldritch unnatural hue
With suckers that fastened much stronger than glue.
And a sickening head
like an octopus rose
Straight out of the swamp
With a kraken-beak nose
"Cthulhu fthagn" the terror cried out.
"Cthulhu fthagn" with a terrible shout.
And so on...
It was too wet to play
So we gazed at the terror
That was shaped out of clay
We gazed there with Sally
We gazed at the goo
And I said "How I wish
We never knew what we do.
To terrible to think on
To awful to know
We should kill ourselves now
With the guns from Mi-Go."
And then something went BUMP
How that bump made us jump!
We looked, and we saw it slide up from the bog
We looked at the tentacle wide as a log
It had an eldritch unnatural hue
With suckers that fastened much stronger than glue.
And a sickening head
like an octopus rose
Straight out of the swamp
With a kraken-beak nose
"Cthulhu fthagn" the terror cried out.
"Cthulhu fthagn" with a terrible shout.
And so on...
Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*
What if Dr. Seuss wrote The Call of Cthulhu?
- 28/11/2011 01:32:40 AM
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It sucks. It just looks illustrated by Dr. Seuss. The words are nothing like his. *NM*
- 03/12/2011 04:00:07 PM
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If Dr. Seuss had written the Call of Cthulhu it would sound like this:
- 03/12/2011 04:12:02 PM
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