A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child... But personally, I'd mud wrestle my own mother for a wad of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn!
Blackadder
from Blackadder II by Richard Curtis and Ben Elton
Before modification by nossy at 04/01/2012 02:38:32 PM
Now that you have access what will poor John do if he needs to drink some brandy, smoke a cigar, wrestle naked with Ollie Reed, etc.? You know typical man stuff.
be able to find those things and have the floor space to wrestle?