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Did you ever hear of the flea joke? Vivien Send a noteboard - 02/02/2012 03:23:06 AM
It's an exam about animals.

Teacher: picks a card- Dog.
Student: Well a dog is a 4 legged animal covered in fur. Because of the fur, the dog will usually have fleas. And fleas are these tiny little creatures [he goes on and on about fleas, very detailed and accurate]

Teacher: picks another card- Fox.
Same deal- the student identifies the fur as an important characeristic and goes on and on about fleas.

This goes on for a couple more rounds.

Teacher: looks through all the cards, smiles widely when he finds the one he was looking for, and says: FISH.
Student: :( Unfortunately, fish have scales, so they do not have fur... But if they did have fur, THEY WOULD HAVE FLEAS!
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I have no idea, BUT nossy - 26/01/2012 01:29:02 PM 732 Views
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I think it's probably safe to conclude from that list... Legolas - 26/01/2012 08:15:35 PM 645 Views
Considering his first 20... Larry - 26/01/2012 09:30:10 PM 621 Views
Oh, nevermind, I'd overlooked his plays there on the 16th position. Ignore what I said. Legolas - 26/01/2012 09:42:03 PM 608 Views
You were absolutely 100% correct, though. Tom - 26/01/2012 11:29:50 PM 530 Views
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Ah Larry - 26/01/2012 11:48:25 PM 569 Views
It was that obvious? *NM* Tom - 26/01/2012 11:29:06 PM 219 Views
Apparently not for me Larry - 26/01/2012 11:34:29 PM 602 Views
The only Sorokin I care to read is Pitirim Sorokin. Tom - 26/01/2012 11:39:39 PM 581 Views
Pelevin being the exception? Larry - 26/01/2012 11:49:18 PM 547 Views
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The Hall of the Singing Caryatids Larry - 27/01/2012 10:55:36 AM 568 Views
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Re: I can come up with 75 without any problem Tom - 27/01/2012 12:02:55 AM 634 Views
good list aragornital - 29/01/2012 09:06:28 AM 577 Views
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Zamyatin? *NM* rebelaessedai - 30/01/2012 10:17:29 AM 290 Views
What did you want to ask about Zamyatin? *NM* Tom - 31/01/2012 08:38:31 PM 260 Views
I suspect she, like me, read a little too fast and wrongly thought she'd found an omission. *NM* Legolas - 02/02/2012 06:42:22 PM 250 Views
Shit, did I miss it? rebelaessedai - 03/02/2012 09:07:24 AM 642 Views
Re: Zamyatin? Vivien - 02/02/2012 03:27:01 AM 506 Views
I agree. *NM* rebelaessedai - 03/02/2012 09:08:02 AM 270 Views
Stupid double post. *NM* rebelaessedai - 30/01/2012 10:17:30 AM 240 Views
I'm more interested in how this would be enforced A Deathwatch Guard - 27/01/2012 02:39:15 AM 635 Views
The same way everybody else does it... DomA - 27/01/2012 04:14:41 AM 682 Views
That's exactly what they're talking about. Tom - 27/01/2012 04:38:08 AM 705 Views
Did you ever hear of the flea joke? Vivien - 02/02/2012 03:23:06 AM 723 Views
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