Re: Men are bigger liars than women. True fact: I read it on the internet. - Edit 1
Before modification by MightyYT at 18/05/2010 04:32:11 PM
MEN'S TOP 10 LIES
1. I didn't have that much to drink
1. I didn't have that much to drink
I say this one. I admit when I drink too much.
2. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine
I don't use this. If something bothers me, I tell it. Then I don't feel so bothered anymore (I am selfish like that)3. I had no signal
I say this most often at home. It is the one place in my city where I don't get service.4. It wasn't that expensive
I have never said this because no one ever asked me how expensive something was when it WAS, in fact, expensive.5. I'm on my way
I don't lie about this at all. I always say i am leaving in a few minutes.6. I'm stuck in traffic
I only say this when I get stuck in traffic....unless I am going to work.7. No, your bum doesn't look big in that
When I say it, it's true. I preface the question with 'Do you really want an answer or are looking for a compliment?' I have said that 'your bum looks big' a number of times.8. Sorry, I missed your call
Happens all the time because of the service where I live and the fact that I don't take my phone in to work with me.9. You've lost weight
My girlfriend thought I was lying when I said it this week. Then she saw an old friend and she said that same thing. 10. It's just what I've always wanted
I don't say this. I usually say, 'What is this?"