Today she steps one step closer to the ranks of the elderly and wise here at RAFO. How close she are, is none of your god damn business, and you should never ask a woman that , or you could check her profile…
There is no dancing banana here at RAFO, we all know what a huge loss that is to us, and especially the birthday posts. I always create Camilla a army of dancing bananas, which grows larger each year. The intention is of course to blind all of you, and to create mass-hysteria.

So this year it’ll be something different. I’ll tell a short story of her instead.

Today we celebrate the birthday of Camilla , she is a PHD student of literature , and living in the RAFO capital of this world Edinburgh, with her boyfriend for the last hundred years, Tor , and other crazy RAFOnauts, like Tim , his lovely wife Rebekah , the always super cute Mary , our very own Ben , and Tom . (If I’ve forgotten someone, it is because I am writing this at 6 a.m, and I am half passed out)
Camilla loves books and movies. Especially The Lord of the Rings . She doesn’t love Wheel of Time anymore, but she do love RAFO, and loves to make people go nuts with frustration in debates here .
She is very liberal in her political views, and when you don’t see her point of view, she might think you are crazy . It is not because she is mean , but because she thinks things are incredibly logic . To her you have to be weird not to follow the most logic path.
Camilla also likes coffee , wine and chocolate. I am sure there will be lots of all those things today . Camilla loves Star Wars too, and her favourite character is one that says almost nothing in all of the 3 movies, Bobba Fett . I’ll admit I’ve never seen why people are fascinated with a character that is so obviously unimportant , but when I say it to Camilla, she just looks at me as if I have gone mad .
She also loves Aikido, and claims it is a martial art , but lets be honest , we all know better… *Hides*
Well, I got bored from this now, time to end this…

I sent you a present, but as the idiot I am, I sent it to the wrong address, I hope it arrives today, and does not go in return, but at least I tried…

I also promised another small gift, and here it is: My gift for you is that I have voted for your favourite party in this year government election. You claim they are the best choice; I have helped you with what I can to make sure they get to power…

It is just a small thing, but does it not feel good when people do what they are told?

Now, go forth and celebrate your birthday!!

Did you think I wouldn’t make a army of moving similes? Well, don’t worry, here it is!!!



Just one more…



Have a nice day!

Edit: This post needed some more clappers to stand out on the mb, Mwuahahahahaaha...)