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Burn, Jesus, burn! Tom Send a noteboard - 16/06/2010 01:43:43 PM
Regardless of your opinion of Christianity, religion, Jesus, etc. I think that many share the opinion that giant fiberglass and foam depictions of Jesus by the side of the highway are just tacky.

Did that stop people in Ohio? Of course it didn't.

They put up a monstrosity of a statue, six stories high. I wonder if they thought, "Hey, people will be driving down the highway, they'll see this ginormous statue of Christ, and they'll suddenly change their sinful ways and accept Him into their hearts. Oh, and of course they won't cause any accidents from being startled or distracted or anything."

Regardless of what they thought, God had other plans for the statue. Whether He was angry at the poor depiction, lack of taste, choice of venue or whether He was just frustrated that the builders ignored the laws of physics, weather and electricity, He rained down LIGHTNING on the statue.

And it caught fire. And it burned to the ground, leaving just a few metal struts.

Come, my friends. Bring your children. Let us watch Jesus burn.
Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.

ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius

Ummaka qinnassa nīk!

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Burn, Jesus, burn! - 16/06/2010 01:43:43 PM 1036 Views
I wonder how theists will interpret this event. - 16/06/2010 01:49:40 PM 597 Views
Isn't everything an act of God? *NM* - 16/06/2010 02:07:19 PM 317 Views
Of course, but shouldn't there be a lesson learned from God's acts? *NM* - 16/06/2010 06:13:35 PM 313 Views
Bah, learning lessons is for whimps *NM* - 16/06/2010 07:11:10 PM 317 Views
You mean when I have sex, it's an act of God? *NM* - 16/06/2010 06:30:04 PM 320 Views
Only if it's really good or really bad *NM* - 16/06/2010 07:11:54 PM 287 Views
Hey, don't mock Ohio, Touchdown Jesus ruled! - 16/06/2010 02:01:48 PM 622 Views
If you don't find that tacky, remind me not to come to your home. - 16/06/2010 02:03:30 PM 627 Views
No. it's not - 16/06/2010 02:05:13 PM 588 Views
Nice correction. - 16/06/2010 02:31:39 PM 623 Views
Re: Nice correction. - 17/06/2010 01:57:54 PM 647 Views
Well, maybe a little tacky, apparently God agreed - 16/06/2010 02:06:17 PM 655 Views
There are a lot of great headlines possible as a result of this story. *NM* - 16/06/2010 02:32:48 PM 282 Views
At least a week's worth of comedy gold - 16/06/2010 02:39:10 PM 570 Views
People were curious yesterday if it was going to be rebuilt in 3 days. *NM* - 16/06/2010 03:19:08 PM 375 Views
Awful. - 16/06/2010 06:53:55 PM 676 Views
Dude, Touchdown Jesus is at Notre Dame University. - 16/06/2010 04:59:28 PM 662 Views
That's TOTALLY what I was about to say! *NM* - 17/06/2010 03:47:43 AM 381 Views
- 16/06/2010 02:19:42 PM 548 Views
That statue was beyond terrifying. *NM* - 16/06/2010 02:21:17 PM 372 Views
god says - 16/06/2010 02:21:51 PM 677 Views
The original didn't look that bad to me. - 16/06/2010 06:54:56 PM 714 Views
Place your bets on the statue being rebuilt three days later. *NM* - 16/06/2010 07:28:13 PM 365 Views
Ouch. That one stung. *NM* - 16/06/2010 08:15:41 PM 351 Views
that actually did make laugh out loud *NM* - 16/06/2010 09:28:50 PM 392 Views
I'm a Christian, and even that strikes me as, as you say, "tacky." *NM* - 16/06/2010 10:03:56 PM 239 Views
I know I'm in the minority, but I kinda liked it. - 16/06/2010 11:07:41 PM 617 Views
LOL - 16/06/2010 11:11:41 PM 706 Views
Re: LOL - 17/06/2010 10:55:36 PM 506 Views

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