I didn't find this remotely funny, and simply a rehash of the author's prior columns. It wouldn't have been so bad on any other forum, but as one of the three articles a day that appear on a website supposedly devoted to humor and NOT self-help, it was a tremendous disappointment. Cracked really needs to step up their game and muzzle their editor-in-chief, who seems to think the site is his personal soap box. Is that why he's so bitter about Glenn Beck & Keith Olbermann? Because they get to preach at people on TV, and he's stuck on this creatively-faltering humor website? Because their books appear on the racks in the front of the bookstores and no one would even know Wong wrote a book if it wasn't plugged at the bottom of every column he writes? Is that the source of his snide shot that success requires meeting the right people and not pissing them off? His assumption that people need to be told the rest of his trite bromides is a bit obnoxious as well, presuming either an insulting view of how his readership thinks or an arrogant assumption of his own superior insight.