I'm tired of loved ones—you know who you are—who claim they are too busy to pick up the phone, or even write a decent email, yet spend hours on social-media sites, uploading photos of their children or parties, forwarding inane quizzes, posting quirky, sometimes nonsensical one-liners or tweeting their latest whereabouts.
This, at least, is a valid point. I always had trouble with the "I didn't have time!" or "I was too busy!" excuse anyway, but when I can actually see how many hours you are wasting taking inane quizzes and uploading photos and playing mafia wars or bejeweled blitz or whatever the hell else you are doing, it rather demonstrates how much time you do, in fact, have

If you are from Betelgeuse, please have one of your Earth friends read what I've written before you respond. Or try concentrating harder.
"The trophy problem has become extreme."
"The trophy problem has become extreme."
How Facebook Ruins Friendships
08/09/2009 04:24:31 AM
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Re: Blah blah blah.
08/09/2009 04:57:34 AM
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This is why I deleted you. *NM*
08/09/2009 05:14:44 AM
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Thank all gods I never accepted her friend request.
*NM*
08/09/2009 05:53:43 AM
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Well, that would primarily be because you never got one.
08/09/2009 06:07:05 AM
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Bah! The absolute truth should never get in the way of an amusing reply.
08/09/2009 06:13:54 AM
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Also
08/09/2009 06:15:16 AM
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Layer of Fritos, covered with chili, melted cheese, and diced onions. *NM*
08/09/2009 06:22:38 AM
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What a whiny idiot
08/09/2009 07:11:04 AM
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Re: Some of the people quoted here do not sound like good friends at all.
08/09/2009 07:40:28 AM
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Coming from this moron, I shall say this is why I refuse to accept some people's friend requests.
08/09/2009 03:01:19 PM
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I'm possibly not the healthiest person on earth,
08/09/2009 09:34:50 AM
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Great article. People have become utter narcisists on Facebook.
08/09/2009 02:58:47 PM
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Well
08/09/2009 03:06:43 PM
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"Jack, you have blocked the application Posting Articles on CMB." *NM*
08/09/2009 03:22:13 PM
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Oh, and... will you be my neighbor in Farmville? I need just one more to expand.
*NM*
09/09/2009 03:31:39 PM
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I completely agree. And now that my mom is on FaceBook, I've been using it a lot less.
10/09/2009 03:56:47 PM
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Saved you a lot of trouble, eh?
10/09/2009 04:09:23 PM
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Yep, b/c she was crazy.
10/09/2009 04:46:08 PM
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Re: Yep, b/c she was crazy.
10/09/2009 05:00:14 PM
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