1. Have you ever experienced a spike in your blood pressure when overhearing other people (especially strangers) getting their facts wrong when they talk about a science fiction story, game, or software?

6. Have you ever broken something worth more than $20 after getting killed in a video game?

7. "Apple sucks." "Apple rules." Are those fighting words?

9. Do you own a collectible whose loss or destruction would put you in an extremely, extremely bad mood that lasts for more than one day?

11. Have you ever screamed at somebody for more than five minutes for making a really bad move in a video game or RPG?

Add up your score.

Here's where you are on the Geek Rage Scale (GRS):

4-5 points: Touchy Geek

Woe to the person who finds herself on the wrong end of an argument with you about your favorite thing, whether that's New X-Men or the Android OS. You've got really strong opinions, and you're not afraid to share them. Even in a really quiet place where everybody is looking at you. Luckily, there are only a few things that really set you off.