Coffee, on the other hand, is like butthole in a cup. It could be the most disgusting beverage I have ever had the severe misfortune to ingest. Everyone tells me that coffee is an "acquired taste." Here's where I have always been fuzzy on things that are supposed "acquired tastes" - If you do not like something, why would you want to keep consuming until you finally get used to it? Unless there is some special health benefit like it bestows immortality or regrows hair (Tigr) or some such, what is the point? Now, many people just like coffee immediately and it is not an acquired taste to them at all. That's great. That makes sense. But forcing oneself to imbibe something just for the sake of wanting to acquire the taste seems so useless to me. Anyway, forgive the rant. I don't like coffee.