This reminded me of how a lot of vegans drink "green monsters" every day, which, in turn, reminded me of the time I bought a bottle of juice from Bolthouse Farms called "Green Monster". It was false advertising, in that they showed Kiwi and some other fruits on the front, when it in fact tasted like lettuce garlic.

Now you're asking yourself, "what's the big deal? it probably didn't taste too bad." You would, of course, be correct in that assumption if I had not mixed said juice with champagne... yes, that is correct...it was the most disgusting contraption I've ever tasted.

Lesson learned: taste the juice before you waste perfectly good champaign and nearly commit alcohol abuse.