You didn't realize that was what America does? See, this will put everything into perspective for you. The reason why America has such a bad public education program is because we're teaching our citizens how to go out into the world and be advocates of our pop culture, and modern media missionaries. This way we can control everything that happens without having to deal with things like bureaucracy, other nation's feelings on issues, and legality. We currently have missionaries all over the world, preaching the Word of Lady Gaga, Princess Spears, Miss Palin, and a plethora of other wonderfully contrived brain washing movements.

It's really the only thing we're good at.