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Lots of rough sex helps. *NM* Urza Send a noteboard - 29/08/2010 12:22:31 AM
I've just had yet another promising relationship fall flat on its face, and I'm just about ready to give up. I knew trying to find a German boyfriend wouldn't be easy, but man, it's just been one false start after another. Why oh why can't I just settle, like everyone wants me to?

I'm gonna die an old maid

Somebody give me a pep talk. I need one


Yes, this should probably be a journal entry. Bleh.
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Arrgh! How do people DO it?? ßelals Girl - 29/08/2010 12:21:06 AM 1399 Views
Lots of rough sex helps. *NM* Urza - 29/08/2010 12:22:31 AM 336 Views
Yeah. When are you coming over? *NM* ßelals Girl - 03/09/2010 07:38:43 PM 484 Views
It seems like you're not making things easier by taking nationality as a criterium... Legolas - 29/08/2010 12:29:59 AM 890 Views
^ this LadyLorraine - 29/08/2010 01:08:29 AM 766 Views
Re: ^ this nossy - 29/08/2010 01:11:46 AM 993 Views
i know LadyLorraine - 29/08/2010 02:27:13 AM 1014 Views
erm...excuse me? ironclad - 29/08/2010 11:18:05 AM 909 Views
This again. Ghavrel - 29/08/2010 01:56:22 AM 920 Views
Very true *NM* ironclad - 29/08/2010 11:19:02 AM 457 Views
I know that ßelals Girl - 02/09/2010 01:51:43 AM 902 Views
Move to Germany/Europe, then? *NM* Legolas - 02/09/2010 11:12:37 AM 461 Views
They are NOT letting me in ßelals Girl - 02/09/2010 08:37:18 PM 916 Views
Yeah, you'd need to get an employer to sponsor you, I imagine. Legolas - 02/09/2010 10:41:51 PM 756 Views
*shrugs* nossy - 29/08/2010 01:28:44 AM 1040 Views
Re: *shrugs* Sports_Gambler - 29/08/2010 05:56:46 PM 992 Views
Re: *shrugs* ßelals Girl - 02/09/2010 01:55:47 AM 992 Views
Stop looking. Maria - 29/08/2010 01:51:08 AM 913 Views
<support of wise wisdom from person it worked for> *NM* LadyLorraine - 29/08/2010 02:28:15 AM 481 Views
Yes. This is how it was for me. Rebekah - 03/09/2010 05:17:50 PM 1205 Views
Why Germans?? Dragonsoul - 29/08/2010 02:30:39 AM 830 Views
Why not? ßelals Girl - 02/09/2010 01:56:28 AM 926 Views
Have you considered simply eating German Chocolate Cake instead? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 29/08/2010 02:31:42 AM 487 Views
Nope. It's disgusting. ßelals Girl - 02/09/2010 01:57:03 AM 928 Views
Well, it's not human flesh, but it's still very good. TaskmasterJack - 02/09/2010 03:12:45 AM 780 Views
i'm marrying a german. so it can happen... temeraire - 29/08/2010 02:53:00 AM 1002 Views
Lucky! ßelals Girl - 02/09/2010 02:01:56 AM 900 Views
Oh right. I forgot to jump down your throat for this. ironclad - 02/09/2010 09:58:19 AM 863 Views
Hm, as others said, try different criteria. Avendesora - 29/08/2010 02:56:01 AM 992 Views
But she clearly wants a cannibal and Amazonian tribesmen don't have internet! *NM* TaskmasterJack - 29/08/2010 03:13:18 AM 474 Views
The trick is knowing who you want and being what he wants Helene - 29/08/2010 07:58:42 AM 874 Views
yes they are moondog - 29/08/2010 05:14:36 PM 889 Views
pllp, Americans INVENTED the assembly line, you know *NM* LadyLorraine - 29/08/2010 05:44:31 PM 341 Views
yes but "american efficiency" just doesn't seem to have that world reknown for some reason... *NM* moondog - 29/08/2010 06:15:13 PM 406 Views
just an observation, but those who actually INVENT an efficiency LadyLorraine - 29/08/2010 06:42:50 PM 906 Views
Wow, really? ßelals Girl - 02/09/2010 08:41:46 PM 938 Views
What's attractive about Germans in particular? Helene - 04/09/2010 07:12:13 AM 1094 Views
Are you in Germany? Camilla - 29/08/2010 11:42:07 AM 842 Views
I have a thing for Spanish and French girls Sports_Gambler - 29/08/2010 06:09:03 PM 920 Views
Re: What's wrong with being an old maid? *NM* Danae al'Thor - 29/08/2010 08:55:47 PM 490 Views
Hmmm... Jacob - 30/08/2010 06:27:01 PM 858 Views
Re: Being old is good! Danae al'Thor - 30/08/2010 07:18:09 PM 874 Views
Sure... sure. Jacob - 30/08/2010 07:21:29 PM 945 Views
Re: Means you've survived, right? *NM* Danae al'Thor - 31/08/2010 12:50:12 AM 451 Views
Evolution is working for you if you're passing on genes to your offspring. *NM* Darth_Katie - 30/08/2010 08:08:57 PM 434 Views
Re: No, evolution works for me if I live longer. Danae al'Thor - 31/08/2010 12:49:26 AM 1008 Views
Nothing, if that's what someone wants to be ßelals Girl - 02/09/2010 08:38:39 PM 976 Views
We need to learn who were are and be content in singleness before we make a better mate. Zalis - 29/08/2010 09:18:13 PM 894 Views
What he said. *NM* Keira - 31/08/2010 10:48:39 PM 498 Views
I know this ßelals Girl - 02/09/2010 02:06:28 AM 829 Views
I'd sleep with you......I think. *NM* Ectheledhel - 30/08/2010 01:28:53 PM 497 Views
And they say that Chivalry is dead... *NM* Michael - 31/08/2010 03:08:39 PM 463 Views
Wasn't my resume impressive enough? *NM* ßelals Girl - 02/09/2010 02:06:52 AM 442 Views
Possible solution Stephen - 30/08/2010 06:11:51 PM 990 Views
Way ahead of you ßelals Girl - 02/09/2010 02:10:31 AM 1081 Views
I wouldn't know... Phelix - 30/08/2010 07:55:30 PM 3198 Views
Even after all these years... ßelals Girl - 02/09/2010 02:11:25 AM 976 Views
Phelix - 02/09/2010 02:15:45 AM 977 Views
Aaaaaand I probably shouldn't post right after getting "dumped." *NM* ßelals Girl - 02/09/2010 02:12:16 AM 533 Views
That's silly. Jacob - 02/09/2010 02:30:34 PM 1008 Views
Aw, thank you *NM* ßelals Girl - 03/09/2010 11:03:55 AM 479 Views
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