A stalking seagull follows you around, and then it drops its children in strategic positions around you so that it will have an excuse to swoop down on your head and scare you silly. Evil birds.
*MySmiley*
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Today’s rant is brought to you by the word, Hate…
- 23/09/2010 03:39:38 AM
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- 23/09/2010 03:39:38 AM
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You need a video/song for this hatred
- 23/09/2010 03:44:49 AM
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'Mookie, girl, why you be hatin'?
- 23/09/2010 03:55:09 AM
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'Cause hatin' is so me. Holla
- 23/09/2010 04:06:10 AM
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Don't be gettin' all up in my grill!
- 23/09/2010 04:07:08 AM
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And what do you say on them?
- 23/09/2010 04:08:20 AM
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Miss Thang, you be frontin'.
- 23/09/2010 04:11:14 AM
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don't go there, girlfriend!
- 23/09/2010 04:13:37 AM
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Oh, I went there. And I got the t-shirt. Mmmmhmmm.
- 23/09/2010 04:16:28 AM
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and that be all you got
- 23/09/2010 04:18:19 AM
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Well, I sure ain't gettin nothin from you no' mo'.
- 23/09/2010 04:26:06 AM
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No you did not!
- 23/09/2010 04:09:29 AM
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Bitch, please.
- 23/09/2010 04:12:59 AM
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Ho, I can go ghetto when I need to go ghetto
- 23/09/2010 04:16:57 AM
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If those are things you feel strongly about, and I agree with many of them, that's fine
- 23/09/2010 09:05:39 AM
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the three most powerful forces in the world are the power of fire, the power of water and
- 23/09/2010 02:08:23 PM
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I don't use the word hate easily, because it reflects a much stronger negative emotion than I tend
- 23/09/2010 02:19:07 PM
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You have never been stalked by a seagull, I take it. *NM*
- 24/09/2010 11:10:08 AM
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I like seagulls... what does a stalking seagull do? *NM*
- 24/09/2010 11:32:35 AM
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You like seagulls? I am worried.
- 24/09/2010 11:34:15 AM
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They're smart and can catch fries when you throw them up in the air
- 24/09/2010 01:58:45 PM
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they do catch them well! They only stalk you if you have food.
- 24/09/2010 02:39:39 PM
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Too smart. They'll take over and make us second-class citizens any day now.
- 24/09/2010 02:03:14 PM
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Ah, see, I'm all for a genuine meritocracy anyway
- 25/09/2010 06:37:23 AM
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they do catch them well! They only stalk you if you have food.
- 24/09/2010 02:39:39 PM
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It's about a seagull who transcends his nature by trying to learn perfection and then returns to
- 25/09/2010 06:31:32 AM
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I believe it originally came up when there were people just hating without any logic.
- 24/09/2010 07:25:03 PM
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