I AM A WOMAN. I HAVE NEEDS TOO! AND RIGHT NOW I NEED YOU TO GET THE HOUSE CLEAN AND SORT OUT THE LAUNDRY, ALRIGHT, 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO THE COAL MINE WHERE I WASTE AWAY MY YOUTH SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO LIVE OFF HANDOUTS AND EMPTY DREAMS FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES! So SHUT UP about your SANDWICH and for GOD'S SAKE remember to let the kids out of their cage AND WATER THEM before noon.
It wouldn't hurt you to put on something nice every once in a while, either. Or come up with some romantic nicknames to boost my self-esteem, like "chunky" or "woman-I-am-still-sexually-attracted-to-I-swear".
It wouldn't hurt you to put on something nice every once in a while, either. Or come up with some romantic nicknames to boost my self-esteem, like "chunky" or "woman-I-am-still-sexually-attracted-to-I-swear".
"All the worlds are in the sky
and some of them keep me from falling."
-- Charlie Mystery, age 5
and some of them keep me from falling."
-- Charlie Mystery, age 5
I AM A MAN WITH NEEDS.
- 02/11/2010 09:56:58 PM
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A REAL MAN WITH NEEDS SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS WOULD CALL IT A SAMMICH. *NM*
- 02/11/2010 10:08:41 PM
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I NEED SOME POUTINE
- 02/11/2010 10:13:19 PM
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- 02/11/2010 10:14:45 PM
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It's not all about you, Thomas.
- 04/11/2010 01:01:38 PM
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