I'm bored, what can I say?
1. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Hat pins.
2. When you lose a sock in the laundry, what happens to it?
This does not ever happen; it's just another myth. Like cancer, or HIV.
3. Can the gummi worms and the marshmellow chicks really live in peace?
I've never seen them do anything else. Or anything at all, really.
4. If Jimmy keeps cracking corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
Because once you gain an audience, you've professionalizes the activity. And once you've professionalized it, it stops being art.
5. Do you like cheese?
Your questions is too vague for me to answer truthfully, Sir.
6. What is the least useful superpower?
Egypt.
7. Where's Waldo?
Right there, on the periphery. Always.
8. Middle-of-the-pan brownies or edge brownies?
WHAT?WHAT?!
Ok, that's all I got. Enjoy!
"All the worlds are in the sky
and some of them keep me from falling."
-- Charlie Mystery, age 5
and some of them keep me from falling."
-- Charlie Mystery, age 5
Extraordinarily random questions
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