The problem is that when some of them try to impress people with pathetic displays, I wish there were a vomiting smiley like on Skype. The "Kir Royales" (sic) comment is just one example (I think I mentioned it in more detail on another board). A friend from college just made a gross, gross spelling error.

No, thankfully, you're one of the few people who understands my sense of humor (like when I sent you the link to the animal rendering company in response to your cat adoption query).