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Re: The first paragraph of this article is possibly the funniest goat-related thing I've read Kaldric Send a noteboard - 18/05/2011 03:50:59 PM
Billy is not the first goat in the army to have troubles. At one time a royal goat was "prostituted" by being offered for stud services by the regiment's serving goat major to a Wrexham goat breeder. First charged with lèse majesté, the goat major was ultimately court-martialled under the lesser charge of "disrespect to an officer" and reduced in rank. The goat major claimed he did it out of compassion for the goat, but this failed to impress the court.

I laughed.
Kaldric

P.S. The "NSSP" is implied.

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The first paragraph of this article is possibly the funniest goat-related thing I've read Rebekah - 17/05/2011 01:38:10 PM 1000 Views
The first few paragraphs detailing his demotion are pretty hilarious too. Jacob - 17/05/2011 02:04:02 PM 621 Views
Well since I keep threating my wife that I will quit my job and start a goat a ranch random thoughts - 17/05/2011 02:04:16 PM 635 Views
What is it about the Welsh and livestock. snoopcester - 17/05/2011 02:20:29 PM 635 Views
Everytime someone mentions Wales now I think of this: Joel - 17/05/2011 03:57:46 PM 886 Views
What is it about the Welsh and livestock Indeed... vandevere - 17/05/2011 06:05:16 PM 748 Views
I want a goat! nossy - 17/05/2011 02:37:16 PM 632 Views
snoopcester - 17/05/2011 03:39:27 PM 647 Views
What? You got a cat. nossy - 17/05/2011 04:07:05 PM 741 Views
You got two cats! snoopcester - 17/05/2011 04:43:56 PM 661 Views
they have those cute little midget goats *NM* random thoughts - 17/05/2011 04:17:42 PM 302 Views
That is exactly what I want. nossy - 17/05/2011 04:26:00 PM 673 Views
My aunt had a pet goat random thoughts - 17/05/2011 04:43:03 PM 615 Views
Sounds like a good way to get rid of stuff I don't like. nossy - 17/05/2011 04:51:56 PM 629 Views
you know I have never given the idea much thought random thoughts - 17/05/2011 06:19:59 PM 681 Views
I wouldn't suggest trying it with a spruce tree. nossy - 17/05/2011 08:58:43 PM 686 Views
Which is really odd. . . Amys - 17/05/2011 11:00:09 PM 810 Views
Nigerian Dwarfs. Amys - 17/05/2011 10:55:54 PM 842 Views
when I get my goat rach there will be a goat pulled cart random thoughts - 18/05/2011 02:26:02 PM 584 Views
Was there a great deal of competition for that honor? Joel - 17/05/2011 04:04:58 PM 715 Views
"He will receive a ration of two cigs per day, which he eats, but will not be permitted Guinness" beetnemesis - 17/05/2011 04:18:30 PM 641 Views
Re: The first paragraph of this article is possibly the funniest goat-related thing I've read Kaldric - 18/05/2011 03:50:59 PM 643 Views
Goats go to hell. callandor1000 - 21/05/2011 05:42:50 AM 678 Views
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