These days my dating options are somewhat restricted though (and you kinda already made that joke anyway
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not everyone was at your wedding to hear it

"The RIAA has shown a certain disregard for the creative people of the industry in their eagerness to protect the revenues of the record companies." -- Frank Zappa
"That's the trouble with political jokes in this country... they get elected!" -- Dave Lippman
"That's the trouble with political jokes in this country... they get elected!" -- Dave Lippman
Geez people, isn't there stuff happening in your lives?
27/05/2011 02:37:00 PM
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I'm always afraid to make a NSSP.
27/05/2011 02:59:35 PM
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if it's sufficiently salacious and will provide us with vicarious entertainment, don't hold back! *NM*
27/05/2011 03:44:08 PM
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I got myself a girlfriend.
27/05/2011 03:47:33 PM
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Nope
27/05/2011 04:02:04 PM
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You know...
27/05/2011 04:08:16 PM
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Re: You know...
27/05/2011 04:09:35 PM
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The court order prohibits me telling my funny dating stories.
27/05/2011 05:06:26 PM
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i'd make a joke about you not being into girls but i notice your post lacks gender specific clues
28/05/2011 06:52:33 AM
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That would be telling....
04/06/2011 02:58:25 PM
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yes, but....
04/06/2011 09:53:06 PM
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I'm currently busy working as The Spirit Of The Sewers at the British Loo Museum.
27/05/2011 05:25:15 PM
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I shagged Asian-American twins last week
27/05/2011 05:49:39 PM
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I'm sorting and filing a backlog of bills for the firm. So, no. *NM*
27/05/2011 07:19:39 PM
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I don't currently have much time for anything other than work and pajama-time.
27/05/2011 08:27:14 PM
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I'd like to see too... I have a thing for wedding dresses :-) *NM*
27/05/2011 08:36:21 PM
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I improved my result in an one of the world's largest long distance races
28/05/2011 02:08:01 PM
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