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Lol Dark Knight Send a noteboard - 20/06/2011 09:39:58 PM
I am very good friends with this married female co-worker. A while back she confided in me that she was thinking about getting breast implants (from what I could tell, she was probably an A or B cup). So she had me research this plastic surgeon and get my opinion about the best breasts on his website. She even had a business card from him. And one day she asked me about anesthesia and if it was dangerous. She was very scared and nervous.

So she decides to do it. She misses several days at work. I text her and she said she's doing fine. The first day back I come by her cubicle and she's crying. She says she is in so much pain and she regrets doing it. I told her that the pain will go away soon and she will be happy with them. I can instantly tell that her bust looks noticeably bigger.

So fast forward a few weeks. All of a sudden, she tells me that she didn't really get the surgery and that the whole thing was a test to see how shallow I was. She said she was bothered by my shallowness and decided to test me. Of course, this makes no sense to me for all the things I listed above. There is no way to fake all of that! Plus, why go to such elaborate measures just to test me? What was the point?

So I've been arguing with her the past few weeks. She is still being stubborn about it. I think she regrets telling me for whatever reason. She says she wears push up bras and that's why her breasts look bigger. Now her defense is that I'm just trying to get her to show me her breasts and that's why I'm still arguing with her. In my defense, that's only partially true :) I'm just trying to find out why she insists on lying.

Which brings me to my question. How can I tell if her breasts are real or fake without her actually showing me? If she showed cleavage, is there anything I can spot that would tell me? It just bugs me. I didn't exaggerate any of the facts above. She claims she is a good actress. Help me!!

She is at least very unstable. You'd probably be better off keeping this relationship strictly professional.


The reason why this is so strange and bizarre is because she is perfectly normal! She's not insane. Believe me, I've seen crazy women. We are great friends. That's why this is freaking bizarre...why is she insisting that she was testing me? So weird
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How can you spot breast implants? - 20/06/2011 09:21:48 PM 815 Views
You have weird co-workers. - 20/06/2011 09:24:47 PM 421 Views
Re: You have weird co-workers. - 20/06/2011 09:29:32 PM 408 Views
... This is weird. - 20/06/2011 09:25:17 PM 377 Views
She keeps saying she's testing me! - 20/06/2011 09:31:48 PM 377 Views
She's not your friend, and she might be insane. - 20/06/2011 09:37:11 PM 418 Views
Lol - 20/06/2011 09:39:58 PM 466 Views
This. Absolutely this. *NM* - 21/06/2011 09:40:10 AM 179 Views
tell her take pictures of them an then you can email them to me for my expert opinion - 20/06/2011 09:52:38 PM 351 Views
Haha I will try my best! *NM* - 20/06/2011 10:39:10 PM 133 Views
By Far the most awesome reply to this weird situation. - 22/06/2011 05:04:34 AM 317 Views
She regrets oversharing with you. Let it go. *NM* - 20/06/2011 10:41:36 PM 152 Views
How about stumbling and falling forwards with your hands first? - 20/06/2011 10:44:59 PM 358 Views
The ol' Seinfeld trick...I like it! *NM* - 21/06/2011 09:03:01 PM 122 Views
... I might owe Tom an apology. - 20/06/2011 11:22:27 PM 454 Views
number one is obvious but I don't think I understand the second - 20/06/2011 11:31:28 PM 396 Views
Men. - 20/06/2011 11:33:48 PM 389 Views
sorry what did you say? I got distracted thinking about boobies *NM* - 21/06/2011 10:22:53 AM 133 Views
Do you know the husband well enough to ask him what happened? - 20/06/2011 11:24:58 PM 351 Views
I'd just drop it due to the futility of the discussion - 20/06/2011 11:51:17 PM 339 Views
Just ignore her and if she talks to you tell her to go away *NM* - 21/06/2011 12:46:02 AM 134 Views
Wow people really think she's crazy - 21/06/2011 09:06:44 PM 336 Views
I dont necesary think shes crazy... - 22/06/2011 07:28:32 AM 308 Views
What the hell? I'm in the "just drop it" camp. *NM* - 21/06/2011 01:06:12 AM 151 Views
Who cares? Boobs is boobs. *NM* - 21/06/2011 01:38:28 AM 131 Views
I hate it when people lie. - 21/06/2011 02:42:12 PM 380 Views
Call the doctor pretending to be her lawyer - 21/06/2011 04:04:28 PM 361 Views
I like the trampoline idea...watching them bounce up and down... - 21/06/2011 09:10:19 PM 338 Views
She wants you to want to see her breasts - 21/06/2011 04:54:40 PM 333 Views
No, she doesn't - 21/06/2011 09:08:46 PM 357 Views
Yes she does. - 21/06/2011 10:59:27 PM 368 Views
Or at least she once did. - 22/06/2011 05:37:34 AM 334 Views
I think you read Helene's subject line too quickly. - 22/06/2011 12:12:33 AM 338 Views
Forget about it entirely. Never mention the subject again. - 21/06/2011 07:36:44 PM 406 Views
I...I can't... - 21/06/2011 09:04:56 PM 375 Views
I'm sorry, but ... - 21/06/2011 10:32:19 PM 330 Views
Yes you can. and should. *NM* - 22/06/2011 02:26:13 PM 124 Views
oh please. - 22/06/2011 07:52:10 PM 343 Views

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