I'm about to compete in my club's humerous speech contest. Five to seven minutes of talk. It has to be a speech, it has to have a message and everything, but most of all, it has to be hilarious.
My timing is not really that good (which is why I'm taking the challenge: only way to get better), a Very Bad Thing for comedy. And my voice started to break down yesterday evening. I'm in more of a "sneeze all over the audience"-mood than I would like to be.
Pfff
Oh, and the subject is "The Unwritten Rules of Urinal Positioning".
the handstand position when dealing with "Morning Glory"
My timing is not really that good (which is why I'm taking the challenge: only way to get better), a Very Bad Thing for comedy. And my voice started to break down yesterday evening. I'm in more of a "sneeze all over the audience"-mood than I would like to be.
Pfff
Oh, and the subject is "The Unwritten Rules of Urinal Positioning".
So, wish me luck
- 22/09/2009 04:46:10 PM
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Optimize number of urinals
- 22/09/2009 06:21:29 PM
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Restrooms at work have four urinals; hypothesis: My employers hate us. 
- 22/09/2009 06:38:47 PM
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- 22/09/2009 06:38:47 PM
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Apparently! 
- 22/09/2009 08:25:58 PM
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Re: Apparently!
- 22/09/2009 11:57:35 PM
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- 22/09/2009 11:57:35 PM
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Re: Restrooms at work have four urinals; hypothesis: My employers hate us.
- 22/09/2009 09:03:22 PM
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- 22/09/2009 09:03:22 PM
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Fourth Edition? That implies there was something after Second.... 
- 22/09/2009 11:54:51 PM
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- 22/09/2009 11:54:51 PM
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Re: Fourth Edition? That implies there was something after Second....
- 23/09/2009 01:15:42 PM
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- 23/09/2009 01:15:42 PM
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I'll always love GURPS' realism and versatility.
- 23/09/2009 02:24:15 PM
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Gurps is fantastic if you want a reality simulator, I'll give it that.
- 23/09/2009 02:32:04 PM
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Good luck, mate. Oh, and don't forget ...
- 22/09/2009 09:26:34 PM
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