Tigr doesn't age, he merely paces Chuck Norris.

Tigr didn't go to college. Ninjas have no need for education. They simply show up on stage at commencement ceremonies and snag whichever degree they want. Tigr wasn't paying attention and got screwed on careers.

Tigr's snake was named Lil MGB. That's what all former male wotmanics call theirs.

Tigr threadjacked by himself. If you're not doing it by yourself, it's called threadsexing.

You don't need a question number five when there's a whole Mambo dedicated to it.