So, for the first time ever, I've done something pinchy to my back. I may have to cut off my leg, because it is really pissing me off. It's a good thing I am not hurt/sick often, because woooow am I whiny.
Don't worry, that's probably just the pre-peri-menopause hormones!

I've also discovered that I have real wrinkles. I can't joke about them anymore. Not because it's not funny, but because I mostly blame laughter for this problem.
I know I am not the oldest person here - what else is going to happen to me? I kinda thought people were just kidding when they said things start to go downhill at 30, but that is totally not a fallacy.
As this is quite an ageist thread, I suppose I'll also ask you youngins* what trumped up issues you think you have as well. So?
*Real youngins. Not John - "young and pretty" only lasts so long.
I'm starting to get the first spot on the back of one hand
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If you are from Betelgeuse, please have one of your Earth friends read what I've written before you respond. Or try concentrating harder.
"The trophy problem has become extreme."
"The trophy problem has become extreme."
Old people stuff. Let's all whine together.
- 19/09/2011 04:08:23 PM
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I found a chin hair the day of my 30th birthday
- 19/09/2011 04:35:12 PM
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- 19/09/2011 04:35:12 PM
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I am cursed with eternal youth.
- 19/09/2011 11:39:09 PM
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So you could be 42!
- 23/09/2011 05:01:55 PM
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How many years ago did I write that? I guess its true what they say about women & math. *NM*
- 25/09/2011 04:18:28 AM
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I'll reply in ten years or so *NM*
- 19/09/2011 06:17:11 PM
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~snort~ *NM*
- 20/09/2011 09:39:42 PM
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That's no good.
- 19/09/2011 07:49:16 PM
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Everything starts melting, drips everywhere and you get all messy
- 20/09/2011 07:15:43 AM
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Re: Old people stuff. Let's all whine together.
- 20/09/2011 10:12:53 PM
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Waitaminute....
- 21/09/2011 05:32:09 PM
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*NM*