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I am cursed with eternal youth. Cannoli Send a noteboard - 19/09/2011 11:39:09 PM
Everyone claims I look just like my father, and his father before him. We have this creepy primogeniture phenotype issue going on four generations now, but the important thing is he looks way too young for his age. When I reached my adult height, people were mistaking us for brothers, and mistaking my mother (two years younger than he) for HIS mother. The major aging difference between my father and I is that I am less heavy than he was at my age. I pretty much have Nynaeve's dilemma - I would appreciate some gray hairs or age lines soon, so people start taking me seriously. It's kind of a pain to be mistaken for one of the younger ones in your family, or the contemporary of a sister who's seven years younger.

Also, my circulation isn't what it once was. Sometimes my legs get a little numb if I crouch in one place for a couple of hours. My general overall health is deteriorating as well. I've already used two sick days for 2011 and it's not even October.
Cannoli
"Sometimes unhinged, sometimes unfair, always entertaining"
- The Crownless

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Deus Vult!
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