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*groan* Jacob Send a noteboard - 04/10/2011 05:40:05 PM
<screaming>It's made from PEOPLE!!! PEOPLE!!!</screaming>

... that it was made from leprechauns, which is what makes it magic. It also explains why you can't find leprechauns in the wild anymore. They are all kept on factory farms where they are looked after by

(wait for it)

Farmhand Hammer.

Oh yes. You know you liked it.


Actually, I think I've seen the farm before. Right next to the Irish Springs.
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sodium. LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:44:51 PM 560 Views
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Sure. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:25:56 PM 467 Views
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