SON: Hey mom, I need you to trim my testicles.
ME: WHAT?!
SON: Yeah, they're too long and making hangnails and it hurts.
ME: Um, Those are called CUTICLES. Your testicles are near your penis. When you were really little we called them "berries".
SON: Oh, YEAH! Thanks, mom. Can you trim my cuticles?
ME: WHAT?!
SON: Yeah, they're too long and making hangnails and it hurts.
ME: Um, Those are called CUTICLES. Your testicles are near your penis. When you were really little we called them "berries".
SON: Oh, YEAH! Thanks, mom. Can you trim my cuticles?
Berries...
Really, though, he said testicles?!
I'm not strange. I'm normal. Everyone else is strange.
Oosta!
Never underestimate the power of the nerd!
Oosta!
Never underestimate the power of the nerd!
How's it going?
26/10/2011 03:34:45 PM
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I ...
26/10/2011 03:48:26 PM
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Not necessarily true.
26/10/2011 10:25:49 PM
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Nifty thrifty.
26/10/2011 10:34:34 PM
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It'll just take a simple e-mail.
26/10/2011 10:43:47 PM
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Re: female reindeer
26/10/2011 10:47:46 PM
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You're absolutely correct
26/10/2011 10:52:34 PM
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It's going well. Busy, but it's ok. My 6-yr old asked me to trim his testicles, though.
26/10/2011 03:56:06 PM
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That's a new one.
26/10/2011 07:46:58 PM
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Honestly, I've had better weeks
26/10/2011 07:28:27 PM
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*cue Love Stinks*
26/10/2011 07:45:07 PM
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No it won't
26/10/2011 07:46:40 PM
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I'm 22 and I've only been in 1 relationship.
26/10/2011 07:48:25 PM
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You're a man
26/10/2011 07:50:06 PM
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Re: You're a man
26/10/2011 07:57:42 PM
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I believe I am attempting sub-concious self-sabotage. *NM*
26/10/2011 09:37:50 PM
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How is that possible? *NM*
27/10/2011 04:30:44 AM
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Finding ti impossible to motivate myself to do things i have to do. *NM*
27/10/2011 11:32:49 AM
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Eh, I'm waiting to see if for the fourth time a residential program closes on me
27/10/2011 04:56:16 AM
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