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The Joys of the Current Generation Druid Send a noteboard - 16/11/2011 01:24:04 AM
One of the Druidettes became somewhat irate with one of her children. A nice boy. 6 years old. Watches TV news, which had recently featured the same situation, which was his inspiration in dealing with his irate mother:

Druidette (brandishing wooden spoon) "When I get hold of you, you little bugger, you will get what for!!!" (He had been rather unkind to his little sister's favourite toy)

Mini-Druid: "Can you wait, Mummy, until I get my solicitor here?"


Cut to shot of Druid, laughing uncontrollably along with crestfallen Druidette.

The little bugger had been listening carefully to the news item, had filed the information away, and then used it when his hide was threatened.
*MySmiley* Druid *MySmiley*



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