A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child... But personally, I'd mud wrestle my own mother for a wad of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn!
Blackadder
from Blackadder II by Richard Curtis and Ben Elton
Before modification by Joel at 22/12/2011 09:02:49 PM
My father taught me, and he learned from his uncle. The one that sat in front of the County Courthouse playing dominoes for money. During the Depression.
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