"And we are doubly remorseful in knowing that many will see this as a form of sexual harassment of a subordinate." That sentence, among others, has absolutely no other meaning that to mock the woman it's addressed to. If the writers really wanted to make a point about the sanctity of marriage, his choice of style is terrible. And straight marriages end in divorces all the time, one more example of that is not going to sway anyone. After all, divorce is okay, as long as it's between a man and a woman.

By the way, I advocate gay marriage 100 per cent. I just don't think that being a little bitch is the best way to achieve it. And the alternative is not pleading and begging.