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References. Nate Send a noteboard - 30/12/2011 03:29:24 PM
I had no idea what El Guapo was, so I Googled it. I came to the conclusion you meant a Three Amigos villain, but the first suggestion on Wikipedia was actually a Marvel comic character who has what might be the best beginning to an entry ever. By which I mean the most ridiculous beginning.

El Guapo (Robbie Rodriguez), which in Spanish means either [sic] "the Handsome One" is a fictional mutant character from the Marvel Universe who first appeared in X-Statix #9.

Robbie was initially a stuntman for X-Statix: The Movie, a fictionalized account of the popular team's exploits. He was formally recruited after he saved the team from Sharon Ginsberg, a dangerous mutant who blamed X-Statix for the amputation of her wings. He utilizes his sentient skateboard in this incident. The team thought his youth and good looks would give them a much-needed fresh face, and Vivisector in particular was attracted to him.

It is initially difficult for Robbie to adjust to the devil-may-care, Hollywood lifestyle of his teammates. Though he tries to remain faithful to his human girlfriend, Consuela, he eventually has a tryst with two models that was secretly filmed by Doop and sold to the tabloids. Consuela leaves him and, unfortunately for Robbie, the sentient skateboard fancies her and took revenge by beating Robbie severely. Robbie, who prides himself on his good looks, could only helplessly cry, "Not the face!" as he was attacked.


You know you're an A-List superhero when you get beat up by your sentient skateboard because it thinks you're a douche.
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