And she named her new baby boy Maxwell. Wait, it wasn't a boy? You mean she named her baby girl Maxwell? Geez, poor kid. Well, she will probably just go by her more feminine middle name, Drew. Wait a minute...
Your mom. That's right. The cat is out of the bag. Your mom.
My mind isn't always in the gutter, it just has VIP access
The eternally pregnant Jessica Simpson finally gave birth!
- 01/05/2012 05:33:01 PM
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Hollywood Rule #1: Actors and actresses act like trailer trash.
- 01/05/2012 06:02:21 PM
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Or just really bad names. Names that will cause their kids to not have a normal life. *NM*
- 02/05/2012 02:09:38 PM
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were you somehow under the impression Simpson's kid would have a normal life anyway? *NM*
- 02/05/2012 02:14:59 PM
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Kelly is a GIRL's name?? wtf. *NM*
Wait. She was pregnant? Who knew. *NM*
- 02/05/2012 10:18:36 PM
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I call Even Stevens. There had to be a negative to offset breast feeding off those. *NM*
- 03/05/2012 12:28:07 AM
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